This was totally not inspired by a friend of mine. Honest. I swear to God.

- Super Mario Odyssey was by far the best 3D Mario in the last 10 years
- FNaF completely neutered horror games, the developer cannot write for shit and the series has never been good, nor will it EVER be good
- Undertale was great for its time, but it's kinda clunky and brings up a few terrible memories anyway
- Both of the above are dead
- Raimi Spider-Man films >>>> Any other Spider-Man film
- Mario RPGs are completely dead to me ever since AlphaDream went down
- The Origami King is the most worthless announcement Nintendo has made in a LONG time
- SSB would be a lot more fun if the developers didn't flatout fucking refuse to have their roster stay true to character
- Kit-Kats > literally any other candy in the world
- Infinity War is the best MCU film
- Joker is the best solo CBM in a long time
- Bowser needs a solo game
- Bowser's Inside Story is not a Bowser solo game
- The best Mortal Kombat games are the first three, plus Trilogy
- MK9-X-11 are very good games, albeit flawed and bearing rather silly plotlines
- Venom was one of the best films of 2018

Might throw in more later.