H-Hewwo? This thing on? Swats the microphone stand and it falls over oh fuck this is a horrible start--

Hope anyone who reads this is staying safe! This journal is fully the result of me being what I refer to as "drown horny," meaning I've got a lot of pent-up asphyxiation adoration to work through. Too much. I'm drowning in it. It's also kinda a reopening of comms, although I never mentioned they were closed in the first place.

If your commission idea for me is

1. underwater/drowning related, and
2. Able to be resolved in ~1.5k words

I'm asking for $10 rather than $15! Send me a note if you are unsure whether your idea can be properly covered by me in 1.5k words. For kinks outside of drowning, or stories you wish to see go beyond 1.5k words, the rate is $10 per one-thousand words. I can take on about four of these discounted requests :)

Thanks for checking in on this journal post, and have a great weekend! Stay safe~