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5 years ago
─── ・ 。゚☆: *.☽ .* :☆゚. ─── Tomar, what would you do if your boss called you into his office like: “TOMAAAR!” (Yeah what would you do?) And you walked into his office, and his mouth was twice as big as normal and that was the only difference. (I’d start questioning whether I was dreaming. I don’t know what, what other information could I gleam from that?). Yeah but he takes out an apple and eats it in one bite and pulls out the stem and puts it on his desk. He says, “Tomar, are you afraid? Do you have fear in your life Tomar?” (A little..) Okay that’ll be all Tomar, thank you very much.
Would you ever tell anybody about that if it happened? (I think I’d tell my wife. I think anything really weird) You’d tell- you’d tell your wife that your boss’ mouth was twice the size that day? (Yeah! I would, i would!) Wh- ok ok (Thats what it means to be married, Zach.) Ok, I’ll be your wife and you tell me that your boss’ mouth was twice the (The weirdest thing happened to me today..) thE wEiRdEsT tHiNG hAPPenD to Me ToDAY (The weirdest thing happened to me today..) ThE weIRdEst tHiNG hApENeD tO mE TodaY — Wh-what if she started doing that and started mocking you (haha) (Thats not something she’d do—I wouldn’t marry a person who would do that!) Yeah but you rub your eyes and her eyes are twice as big (laughing, she doesn’t have!I’d say, am I- am I dreaming right now?) is this a cool fucking dream?
Tomar's Boss.
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