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friendly reminder: protection money is due
5 years ago
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I'd like to remind everyone that your mandatory Black Lives Matter Riot Insurance payment is due this weekend.
Torch bearing armed collection agents gathering in large chanting groups will be by to collect it for you in case you forget.
Feel free to make checks payable to Antifa. Antifa: America's Home Grown Heroes.
Additionally, remember to swear loyalty to the cause over social media. Big Brother is watching, and Zuckerburg does not approve of dissenting voices spreading dangerous misinformation. Your life will be corrected to insure the truth in the event of noncompliance.
Torch bearing armed collection agents gathering in large chanting groups will be by to collect it for you in case you forget.
Feel free to make checks payable to Antifa. Antifa: America's Home Grown Heroes.
Additionally, remember to swear loyalty to the cause over social media. Big Brother is watching, and Zuckerburg does not approve of dissenting voices spreading dangerous misinformation. Your life will be corrected to insure the truth in the event of noncompliance.
Zuckerberg gets my ire a bit more since he spearheaded the FACT CHECK censorship revolution as soon as Hillary lost.
(I'm guessing it's within the past month, as that's when Barr started rallying forces to start taking down "publishers pretending to be publishers")