I don't want parties anymore. Everyone fights and invites their friends who I don't know and argues over who's playing guitar hero and which game we're playing and slams cake into my fucking face so I have to take a goddamn shower during my own fucking birthday party. This is my last one. I'm sick of this bullshit. I don't want to be crying at my birthday party every year, I've already done it twice in a row.
Don't expect that picture anytime soon.