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5 years ago
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DIY Oviposition by Fatal Foxtrot
(So one day I decided to do a science experiment to simulate the feeling of having a clutch of eggs inside me. Here are my results. You can download the Word document here! https://www.furaffinity.net/view/37240749/ )
DISCLAIMER: This is HIGHLY unsafe. I do NOT recommend trying this at home, and if you do, I didn't tell you to.
I hard boiled some eggs. Like super hardboiled. They're super tough and rubbery. The shell came off of one of them with no effort, but two of them were lumpy and misshapen afterward. I froze the eggs for a couple hours.
To my surprise, the yolk hardened significantly more than the whites. The whites were even rubberier and tougher. The eggs felt like a large ball bearing surrounded by a silicone shell.
I heated up some lube in a 3 ounce syringe. It was a little warmer than I like, to counter the cold eggs. I took the first frozen egg and rolled the condom over it with surprising ease. I lubed it up and got into position.
I lied down on my back and opened my legs, raising my butt off the floor a little. The first egg slid in without a problem. I immediately felt filled. I wiggled a little, trying to get my bearings and it went straight for my prostate. Nestled in and stayed put. I tied the other end of the condom to the back of the G string I was wearing. I took a few steps to see how it'd feel, and it rubs on my prostate with each step. It was cool, but not cold.
Then the second egg. Same as before, lubed it up and got in the same position. It started to slide in, then I felt contact with the other egg. I switched position to all fours to open up a little, and the second egg slid in just fine too. It was then that I felt them bumping into each other. It took a lot of concentration to tie the ends of the two condoms together because the feeling was so intense.
It's incredible. I feel full but not bursting. Every step I take, they bump and rub against each other, and my prostate, like ben wa balls.
It was then that I noticed I was very cold inside. I tried squeezing a bit to see if it would warm them up but it only made it worse. I grabbed the syringe and enema tube. The enema tube slid inside me with no effort whatsoever, the eggs must have had me open. I grabbed the plunger and shot a stream of the hot lube inside me.
This was incredible too. It was hot, but for like 2 seconds. Then the temperature balanced out a little. The eggs were still cold, but it was acceptable. The lube caused the eggs to rub and move against each other even more, with even the slightest movement. It was at this point when my arousal started peaking. I like this. I really, really like this.
I tried to walk again, but my knees got weak and I fell to a crawl. I crawled around on my hands and knees like that for a while, the eggs milking the hell out of my prostate. I'm leaking everywhere.
I started eyeing the third and final egg. The "twins" as I call them, as this one has two yolks. I'm going to do it. Third and final egg, slipped in the condom just like before.
The third egg wouldn't go in easily while I was on my back. I had to roll over to doggy again. When I did, I felt both eggs slide further inside me, giving me room. The third egg popped right inside me with an audible noise that almost sounded like a cartoon. It popped in and I immediately felt twice as full. I can't move. It took every ounce of concentration I had to tie the end to my panties, with the others.
It's beyond incredible. Unlike anything I've felt before. I can't walk but I can crawl. The eggs got cold again, so I took another shot of fertiliz-- I mean lube. I took a much bigger shot this time, I felt myself expand a little more with it. It's cold, then hot, then warm again.
The eggs feel like they're starting to soften. They squirm and squish against each other now instead of just bumping. When I squeeze them, they're cold again. When I stop squeezing, they warm up. My theory is that the yolks are still frozen but the white has thawed.
I can't hold still anymore. I have to walk. Turns out I can't walk, I have to crawl. They're moving so much. Squirming around inside me, rubbing me in all the right ways. I reached down and pressed on my abdomen. I can feel them. I can feel the lumps inside me through my abdomen. They squirt away elsewhere inside me when I press on them.
I'm crawling around on all fours. The clutch feels very free and unattached to anything but incredibly filling. They're sliding against each other and my prostate with every slight movement. I'm leaking all over the place, my panties are soaked. I might lose my mind.
I couldn't take it anymore, and started orgasming everywhere. I barely touched my dick at all. I started rocking forward and backward, making them slide around all over my prostate. I could feel the weight shift inside me when I waggled harder. I did this until the little trickle of cum became a series of massive, cockshattering shots. My vision went white and I collapsed onto my belly. The eggs smashed.
That feeling was completely unexpected and absolutely mind-blowing. The fullness feeling abruptly reduced dramatically, but I still felt the weight of all that heavy egg inside me. Nothing came out yet. I squirmed around on the floor on my belly feeling it all squish around for a moment, squishing the eggs every which way until the feeling stopped arousing me.
All three eggs came out with no problem whatsoever, in their condoms intact. They definitely looked smashed up in there, unrecognizable as eggs. They went straight into the trash.
I don't know what to say. I feel like I experienced something impossible tonight. It was exactly what I fantasized about and more.
(So one day I decided to do a science experiment to simulate the feeling of having a clutch of eggs inside me. Here are my results. You can download the Word document here! https://www.furaffinity.net/view/37240749/ )
DISCLAIMER: This is HIGHLY unsafe. I do NOT recommend trying this at home, and if you do, I didn't tell you to.
I hard boiled some eggs. Like super hardboiled. They're super tough and rubbery. The shell came off of one of them with no effort, but two of them were lumpy and misshapen afterward. I froze the eggs for a couple hours.
To my surprise, the yolk hardened significantly more than the whites. The whites were even rubberier and tougher. The eggs felt like a large ball bearing surrounded by a silicone shell.
I heated up some lube in a 3 ounce syringe. It was a little warmer than I like, to counter the cold eggs. I took the first frozen egg and rolled the condom over it with surprising ease. I lubed it up and got into position.
I lied down on my back and opened my legs, raising my butt off the floor a little. The first egg slid in without a problem. I immediately felt filled. I wiggled a little, trying to get my bearings and it went straight for my prostate. Nestled in and stayed put. I tied the other end of the condom to the back of the G string I was wearing. I took a few steps to see how it'd feel, and it rubs on my prostate with each step. It was cool, but not cold.
Then the second egg. Same as before, lubed it up and got in the same position. It started to slide in, then I felt contact with the other egg. I switched position to all fours to open up a little, and the second egg slid in just fine too. It was then that I felt them bumping into each other. It took a lot of concentration to tie the ends of the two condoms together because the feeling was so intense.
It's incredible. I feel full but not bursting. Every step I take, they bump and rub against each other, and my prostate, like ben wa balls.
It was then that I noticed I was very cold inside. I tried squeezing a bit to see if it would warm them up but it only made it worse. I grabbed the syringe and enema tube. The enema tube slid inside me with no effort whatsoever, the eggs must have had me open. I grabbed the plunger and shot a stream of the hot lube inside me.
This was incredible too. It was hot, but for like 2 seconds. Then the temperature balanced out a little. The eggs were still cold, but it was acceptable. The lube caused the eggs to rub and move against each other even more, with even the slightest movement. It was at this point when my arousal started peaking. I like this. I really, really like this.
I tried to walk again, but my knees got weak and I fell to a crawl. I crawled around on my hands and knees like that for a while, the eggs milking the hell out of my prostate. I'm leaking everywhere.
I started eyeing the third and final egg. The "twins" as I call them, as this one has two yolks. I'm going to do it. Third and final egg, slipped in the condom just like before.
The third egg wouldn't go in easily while I was on my back. I had to roll over to doggy again. When I did, I felt both eggs slide further inside me, giving me room. The third egg popped right inside me with an audible noise that almost sounded like a cartoon. It popped in and I immediately felt twice as full. I can't move. It took every ounce of concentration I had to tie the end to my panties, with the others.
It's beyond incredible. Unlike anything I've felt before. I can't walk but I can crawl. The eggs got cold again, so I took another shot of fertiliz-- I mean lube. I took a much bigger shot this time, I felt myself expand a little more with it. It's cold, then hot, then warm again.
The eggs feel like they're starting to soften. They squirm and squish against each other now instead of just bumping. When I squeeze them, they're cold again. When I stop squeezing, they warm up. My theory is that the yolks are still frozen but the white has thawed.
I can't hold still anymore. I have to walk. Turns out I can't walk, I have to crawl. They're moving so much. Squirming around inside me, rubbing me in all the right ways. I reached down and pressed on my abdomen. I can feel them. I can feel the lumps inside me through my abdomen. They squirt away elsewhere inside me when I press on them.
I'm crawling around on all fours. The clutch feels very free and unattached to anything but incredibly filling. They're sliding against each other and my prostate with every slight movement. I'm leaking all over the place, my panties are soaked. I might lose my mind.
I couldn't take it anymore, and started orgasming everywhere. I barely touched my dick at all. I started rocking forward and backward, making them slide around all over my prostate. I could feel the weight shift inside me when I waggled harder. I did this until the little trickle of cum became a series of massive, cockshattering shots. My vision went white and I collapsed onto my belly. The eggs smashed.
That feeling was completely unexpected and absolutely mind-blowing. The fullness feeling abruptly reduced dramatically, but I still felt the weight of all that heavy egg inside me. Nothing came out yet. I squirmed around on the floor on my belly feeling it all squish around for a moment, squishing the eggs every which way until the feeling stopped arousing me.
All three eggs came out with no problem whatsoever, in their condoms intact. They definitely looked smashed up in there, unrecognizable as eggs. They went straight into the trash.
I don't know what to say. I feel like I experienced something impossible tonight. It was exactly what I fantasized about and more.
