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Bring back Noir as a genre
5 years ago
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Bring back Noir as a genre but every protagonist is a 300 pound, beer gutted, alcohol swigging out of shape, middle aged washout. Fits with the general themes and it’s just hotter anyway.
Image the bed just creaking like mad as the 45 year old Husky PI/reporter who’s on the wrong end of the scale, pumps his fat cock into the rather bemused skimpy love interest that he can barely see past his belly.
“They tried to get me with a tommy gun but they got away”
“Did you chase after the car? Get a number plate?”
“Son, I need help getting up stairs, no way I can run after that”
“There’s over ten thousand dollars of illegal whiskey and salmon in here”
“He won’t mind if I take some then- URRRPPP- papa’s gotta eat after all!”
“It had to be you behind the murder Mayor Bailey, you had to cover up your corruption somehow”
“I’m surprised detective. Surprised that you could get out of bed at your size, let alone find my trail”
“Gotta make a living somehow”
“Maybe if you actually did some exercise you would have caught me sooner”
Image the bed just creaking like mad as the 45 year old Husky PI/reporter who’s on the wrong end of the scale, pumps his fat cock into the rather bemused skimpy love interest that he can barely see past his belly.
“They tried to get me with a tommy gun but they got away”
“Did you chase after the car? Get a number plate?”
“Son, I need help getting up stairs, no way I can run after that”
“There’s over ten thousand dollars of illegal whiskey and salmon in here”
“He won’t mind if I take some then- URRRPPP- papa’s gotta eat after all!”
“It had to be you behind the murder Mayor Bailey, you had to cover up your corruption somehow”
“I’m surprised detective. Surprised that you could get out of bed at your size, let alone find my trail”
“Gotta make a living somehow”
“Maybe if you actually did some exercise you would have caught me sooner”
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