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16 years ago
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-Name: Alexis, Alex, Krissy, Kriss, Kristina
-Gender: Female
-Orientation: Bisexual
-Star Sign: Libra
1. How much do you weigh?:
Bout 220ish. >.>
2. Do you pee in the shower?:
Yep. And anyone who says they don't is a stinkin' LIAR! xD
3. Do you look in the toilet before flushing?:
Yeah. I like to know when my poop is green or my pee that strange dark yellow colour. :D
4. Are you a virgin?:
Nope
5. If no, what is the weirdest thing your partner said to you during sex?:
Huh... good question...
"Unf Unf Unf lsajdf;lsdghlkajshdaskjdh!!" (:
6. What is the weirdest object you ever used for masturbation?:
A carrot.
Not really wierd given its shape.. OH I KNOW
The leg of a chair.
Turned that sucker upside down and went to town. :D
7. What are your fetishes / kinks? List them all!
Dom/Sub, roughhousing, biting, scratching, voyerism, and others I can't think of right now I'm sure.
8. Have you ever been sexually attracted to one of your FA friends?
Yep!
9. If so, give us a hint as to who the last one you thought that way about was
Hint?
Fuck that.
10. Are you doing this entire thing with 100% honesty?:
Yep. Nothing to hide here. :D
11. I say mosquito, you say:
Bitches
12. I say Steven Segal, you say:
Little eyes! (cause he has them and thats what I call him when I can't remember his name)
13. Oh no, here comes the big one...are you ready for this?
Yup
14. Are you sure?
Was ready the first time.
15. Okay here it goes...:
Am I suposed to say something? This is not a question. Why is there a number?! o-o
16. What is your favorite color?:
.....
Really?
Fuckers.
....Green. x.x;
^-^-Name: Alexis, Alex, Krissy, Kriss, Kristina
-Gender: Female
-Orientation: Bisexual
-Star Sign: Libra
1. How much do you weigh?:
Bout 220ish. >.>
2. Do you pee in the shower?:
Yep. And anyone who says they don't is a stinkin' LIAR! xD
3. Do you look in the toilet before flushing?:
Yeah. I like to know when my poop is green or my pee that strange dark yellow colour. :D
4. Are you a virgin?:
Nope
5. If no, what is the weirdest thing your partner said to you during sex?:
Huh... good question...
"Unf Unf Unf lsajdf;lsdghlkajshdaskjdh!!" (:
6. What is the weirdest object you ever used for masturbation?:
A carrot.
Not really wierd given its shape.. OH I KNOW
The leg of a chair.
Turned that sucker upside down and went to town. :D
7. What are your fetishes / kinks? List them all!
Dom/Sub, roughhousing, biting, scratching, voyerism, and others I can't think of right now I'm sure.
8. Have you ever been sexually attracted to one of your FA friends?
Yep!
9. If so, give us a hint as to who the last one you thought that way about was
Hint?
Fuck that.
10. Are you doing this entire thing with 100% honesty?:
Yep. Nothing to hide here. :D
11. I say mosquito, you say:
Bitches
12. I say Steven Segal, you say:
Little eyes! (cause he has them and thats what I call him when I can't remember his name)
13. Oh no, here comes the big one...are you ready for this?
Yup
14. Are you sure?
Was ready the first time.
15. Okay here it goes...:
Am I suposed to say something? This is not a question. Why is there a number?! o-o
16. What is your favorite color?:
.....
Really?
Fuckers.
....Green. x.x;
When and if I ever meet TJ, that's the first thing that's gonna pop into my head. And it's gonna be awkward.
Also, omg I saw on 1000 Ways To Die, this chick died because she masturbated with a carrot o_O; XD
And...
omgwat!?! o-o What about a chair leg? ROFL. xD
VEGGIES ARE BAD!
But I dunno, I don't think I'd ever heard of anyone using a chair leg :/ XD ilu.
Veggies ARE bed! I'm becoming a meatatarian.... rofl XD
Yeah... yeah I'm prety alone in that respect. XD