Stealing memes from blue dogs and grey wolves leaves a horrible empty feeling in my chest.BUT WHO AM I TO COMPLAIN

THE PAINFULLY AWKWARD MEME

-Name: Reuben/Roswell
-Gender: MALLLLLLLLLLLE
-Orientation: Ruler
-Sign: A-gua-ris

1. How much do you weigh?:
Fifty something

2. Do you pee in the shower?:
If I need to pee,duh.

3. Do you look in the toilet before flushing?:
And then flush it.

4. Are you a virgin? :
Yes

5. If no, what is the weirdest thing your partner said to you during sex?:
(Nevermind,I answered yes)

6. What is the weirdest object you ever used for masturbation?:
What I don't

7. What are your fetishes / kinks? List them all:
Nothing.

8. Have you ever been sexually attracted to one of your FA friends?:
Nope

9. If so, give us a hint as to who the last one you thought that way about was:
(WHAT WHAT WHAT)

10. Are you doing this entire thing with 100% honesty?:
Maybe?

11. I say mosquito, you say:
*SMACK!*

12. I say Steven Segal, you say:
Walnuts

13. Oh no, here comes the big one...are you ready for this?
Yes

14. Are you sure?
Shure

15. Okay here it goes...:
OH MYYYYYYYYYE GAW-

16. What is your favorite color?:
-D.

What?

Is that....it?

Bastard.
How could you do this? D':



















It's green,though.