You know those signs out in front of companies that tick off the number of days since a lost-work accident? We need to get one of those for Fuss-Fuss, to count the number of days since he turned his crib into a poopatorium. So far it's been a baaaaad week...

I can, however, say that the safest place in the world right now is in his crib. With all the sanitizing we've had to do this week, ain't no coronavirus coming 'round here!