Stole this from that thing that was made with a Ton of Clay.

THE PAINFULLY AWKWARD MEME

-Name: Swizz/lestix
-Gender: dood
-Orientation: Homosecksúale
-Sign: The even-manly Taur FUCKING us.
Is a Taur fucking us? you tell me bitchslap.


---no srs plz do, I've been wondering what the pain was

1. How much do you weigh?:
DO I LOOK LIKE I GIVE A SHIT

2. Do you pee in the shower?:
Nope. The toilet's so close to it I'd definitely feel guilty :D

3. Do you look in the toilet before flushing?:
Not often

4. Are you a virgin? :
Nope

5. If no, what is the weirdest thing your partner said to you during sex?:
"I can't believe we're having sex"

6. What is the weirdest object you ever used for masturbation?:
The air. I can't say it worked though. :/

7. What are your fetishes / kinks? List them all:
no thanks

8. Have you ever been sexually attracted to one of your FA friends?:
Yup. :b

9. If so, give us a hint as to who the last one you thought that way about was:
It's gone to the point where almost *anything* I constructively say is blatantly obvious so I'll say one word: "Vertigo"

10. Are you doing this entire thing with 100% honesty?:
I'll let you answer this one ;o

11. I say mosquito, you say:
NO IT'S A BEEDRILL

12. I say Steven Segal, you say:
The dude's a robot

13. Oh no, here comes the big one...are you ready for this?
Mmmhmm.

14. Are you sure?
Yeah, totally.

15. Okay here it goes...:
I am totally ready for whatever you could ask.

16. What is your favorite color?:
YOU CAN'T FUCKING EXPECT ME TO FUCKING ANSWER THAT FUCKING SHIT, FUCK THE FUCK OFF

Yeah, want to apologize for, like, the third journal today but it all kinda just snuck up on me :0