ew another update journal
5 years ago
gross.
as you may have guessed, i successfully moved into a new house despite your attempts to kill me. not only that, but i am continuing with my super secret project which is still 40 years from completion. i will not stop working on it even if my skeleton is ground into dust, so please put that bone saw away, jennifer.
as for things that aren't my super secret project, you can still expect porn at the same old infrequent rate i've forcefully conditioned you to grow accustomed to. i mean, i uploaded a picture of a snake jacking off a few days ago. that was pretty cool, right? what more do you want from me? my soul? i don't have one, and i never will. please put your soul saw away.
anyway,
as you may have guessed, i successfully moved into a new house despite your attempts to kill me. not only that, but i am continuing with my super secret project which is still 40 years from completion. i will not stop working on it even if my skeleton is ground into dust, so please put that bone saw away, jennifer.
as for things that aren't my super secret project, you can still expect porn at the same old infrequent rate i've forcefully conditioned you to grow accustomed to. i mean, i uploaded a picture of a snake jacking off a few days ago. that was pretty cool, right? what more do you want from me? my soul? i don't have one, and i never will. please put your soul saw away.
anyway,
pls clarify