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The Glorious Effects of Laughing Gas
16 years ago
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We live in a world shadowed by monsters...
So as you guys know, I got my wisdom teeth taken out today.
I can't open my jaw more than an inch,
though I can still talk pretty easily.
I'm so drugged up I can't even feel a thing.
I feel so bad ass.
Like House.
Considering that I have a full bottle of Vicodin in my pocket.
Also, I have been reading the MLIA forums far too much.
Today, while suffering the effects of laughing gas, I got a huge goofy grin on my face before they started my surgery for my wisdom teeth. Apparently, right as they were injecting the anesthesia stuff into my IV, I turned to the nurse and asked, "Am I going to Narnia?"
I was in agony for two-three hours after they surgery ended,
but now, there's just sort of a dull pain.
at 8 PM I'm taking some more Vicodin, anti-swelling meds, and a sleep aid.
I shall be dead to the world.
Joy.
♥
Thanks to those who wished me luck.
And my god, I feel so rested right now.
That anesthesia stuff gave me more sleep time than I've had in weeks.
:]
I can't open my jaw more than an inch,
though I can still talk pretty easily.
I'm so drugged up I can't even feel a thing.
I feel so bad ass.
Like House.
Considering that I have a full bottle of Vicodin in my pocket.
Also, I have been reading the MLIA forums far too much.
Today, while suffering the effects of laughing gas, I got a huge goofy grin on my face before they started my surgery for my wisdom teeth. Apparently, right as they were injecting the anesthesia stuff into my IV, I turned to the nurse and asked, "Am I going to Narnia?"
I was in agony for two-three hours after they surgery ended,
but now, there's just sort of a dull pain.
at 8 PM I'm taking some more Vicodin, anti-swelling meds, and a sleep aid.
I shall be dead to the world.
Joy.
♥
Thanks to those who wished me luck.
And my god, I feel so rested right now.
That anesthesia stuff gave me more sleep time than I've had in weeks.
:]
Well, now the Vicodin's wearing off,
so I don't feel as weird.
it was so funny right before I went under.
That nurses just laughed.
That's the last thing I remember.
"Am I Going to Narnia?"
Then I was out like a light XD
Well, I sorta did.
I had two f the nurses escort me out.
I felt bad, cuz I got bloody drool all over her.
She could tell by my expression that I was sorry.
She was like "it's okay love, no worries ♥"
She was pretty cute, too.
XD
If you were my nurse,
I'd be like:
"As soon as I regain feeling in my face,
you and I are going to have the
most mind blowing sex out there.
Whooops.
Looks like I drooled on you.
My bad.
♥"
I used to get bloody noses that lasted for an hour.
I'm sure you're still hot.
(ALSO NARNIA WTF YOU ARE MADE OF AWESOME)
CAN I RIDE YOU LIKER A PONY?
-gets on your back-
WEEEEE!
YES
JESUS PONY RIDE
Giddy'up, baby.
♥
NARNIAAAAA. Yup you're there now D<
You should be mr. tumnus.
You can kidnap me <3
I acted a fool and puked all over my grandparents' bathroom wall :U
I just drooled nothing but blood, spit up a few times,
and asked a nurse if I was going to Narnia.
Don't you love when that happens?
♥