i'm so F'in hardcore
16 years ago
General
If you got 00-10 [you need to get out of the fucking house]
If you got 11-20 [you watch fox news]
If you got 21-30 [your parents must be ashamed]
If you got 31-40 [You're on the highway to hell]
If you got 41-50 [YOU'RE FUCKING HARDCORE]
If you got 51-60 [YOU DANCE ALONG THE RAZORS EDGE]
If you got 61-69 [I'd be scared to know you]
If you got 70+ [you're not allowed within 100 feet of a school]
[] punched the walmart greeter in the face
[x] stolen from a store
[] owned a fake ID
[x] broke something and blamed someone else (and got away with it)
[x] drank alcohol to the point of blacking out
[x] not remembering a night
[ ] drank and drove
[ ] had a hangover
[ ] been so drunk/hungover you threw up
[ ] made yourself throw up
[x] woken up in someone elses bed
[ ] fallen asleep beside a toilet
[] went to and AA meeting
Total: 5
[x] gotten into a fight
[x] killed something
[ ] taken a dump in someone's shoe
[ ] nutted on an old womans face
[ ] flushed a kids gold fish down the toilet when you told them you were going to bury it/it was going to heaven
[x] used drugs
[ ] a drug other than marijuana
[ ] used the bible in a hotel room to snort drugs off of
[ ] been to rehab
Total: 8
[ ] went to a strip club
[ ] worked at a strip club
[x] bought/watched porn
[x] did porn
[ ] been walked in on
[ ] punched a hole through a wall
[x] own a gun
[x] had the police called on you
[x] threw a party at your house
Total: 13
[ ] been arrested
[ ] spent more than a day in jail
[ ] been fired from a job
[ ] been asked to leave a store
[ ] played frisbee with a kid and threw it too hard and it hit them in the face
[ ] threw a turd at someone
[x] Driven without a license
[x] seen a psychologist
Total: 15
[x] had a crush on someone who wasn't single
[x] kissed someone who wasn't single
[x] skipped school
[x] made someone cry
[ ] gave someone a swirly
[ ] called one of your teachers/professors a hoe in front of them
[x] streaked
[x] skinny dipped
[ ] did a keg stand
Total: 21
[ ] stolen gas
[ ] threw a milkshake at a car because they didn't stop at a cross walk and almost hit you
[X] enjoyed starbucks
[X] donated to charity
[x] believed in santa claus past 7
[ ] called your parents out on being the tooth fairy/santa claus/easter bunny/ect
[ ] ran away from home
[ ] egged a house
[x] toilet papered a house
[ ] forked someones yard
Total: 25
[x] set something on fire
[ ] ran from police
[ ] gotten away
[x] cheated on a test
[X] stolen money from someone
[ ] been called a slut
[ ] been okay with it
[x] enjoy kinky bedroom activities
[x] had sex
[ ] had sex with the opposite gender
[x] had sex with the same gender
[x] had sex with more than 1 person
[ ] drunk sex
[ ] had to do the walk of shame
[X] left with less than your started with
Total: 33
[x] went to a con and lied to your parents about where you were really going
[x] driven more than 12 hours straight
[] signed up your friends for you schools LARP club
[ ] made a homeless man do a dance for money
[x] wished you did
[x] downloaded more than 10g in media that you didn't pay for
[ ] keyed someones car
[X] bumped into someones car and left (hit and run)
[ ] stolen a cars emblem
[ ] forged documents
Total: 38
[ ] seen someone die
[x] been in a car accident
[ ] been to a party and ran when it got busted
[X] done smexual stuff inside a movie theater
[x] been in the fandom for more than 3 years
[x] faped to something on FA
[ ] been banned from FA
[ ] had your car towed
[ ] thought kanye was cool
Total:42
If you got 11-20 [you watch fox news]
If you got 21-30 [your parents must be ashamed]
If you got 31-40 [You're on the highway to hell]
If you got 41-50 [YOU'RE FUCKING HARDCORE]
If you got 51-60 [YOU DANCE ALONG THE RAZORS EDGE]
If you got 61-69 [I'd be scared to know you]
If you got 70+ [you're not allowed within 100 feet of a school]
[] punched the walmart greeter in the face
[x] stolen from a store
[] owned a fake ID
[x] broke something and blamed someone else (and got away with it)
[x] drank alcohol to the point of blacking out
[x] not remembering a night
[ ] drank and drove
[ ] had a hangover
[ ] been so drunk/hungover you threw up
[ ] made yourself throw up
[x] woken up in someone elses bed
[ ] fallen asleep beside a toilet
[] went to and AA meeting
Total: 5
[x] gotten into a fight
[x] killed something
[ ] taken a dump in someone's shoe
[ ] nutted on an old womans face
[ ] flushed a kids gold fish down the toilet when you told them you were going to bury it/it was going to heaven
[x] used drugs
[ ] a drug other than marijuana
[ ] used the bible in a hotel room to snort drugs off of
[ ] been to rehab
Total: 8
[ ] went to a strip club
[ ] worked at a strip club
[x] bought/watched porn
[x] did porn
[ ] been walked in on
[ ] punched a hole through a wall
[x] own a gun
[x] had the police called on you
[x] threw a party at your house
Total: 13
[ ] been arrested
[ ] spent more than a day in jail
[ ] been fired from a job
[ ] been asked to leave a store
[ ] played frisbee with a kid and threw it too hard and it hit them in the face
[ ] threw a turd at someone
[x] Driven without a license
[x] seen a psychologist
Total: 15
[x] had a crush on someone who wasn't single
[x] kissed someone who wasn't single
[x] skipped school
[x] made someone cry
[ ] gave someone a swirly
[ ] called one of your teachers/professors a hoe in front of them
[x] streaked
[x] skinny dipped
[ ] did a keg stand
Total: 21
[ ] stolen gas
[ ] threw a milkshake at a car because they didn't stop at a cross walk and almost hit you
[X] enjoyed starbucks
[X] donated to charity
[x] believed in santa claus past 7
[ ] called your parents out on being the tooth fairy/santa claus/easter bunny/ect
[ ] ran away from home
[ ] egged a house
[x] toilet papered a house
[ ] forked someones yard
Total: 25
[x] set something on fire
[ ] ran from police
[ ] gotten away
[x] cheated on a test
[X] stolen money from someone
[ ] been called a slut
[ ] been okay with it
[x] enjoy kinky bedroom activities
[x] had sex
[ ] had sex with the opposite gender
[x] had sex with the same gender
[x] had sex with more than 1 person
[ ] drunk sex
[ ] had to do the walk of shame
[X] left with less than your started with
Total: 33
[x] went to a con and lied to your parents about where you were really going
[x] driven more than 12 hours straight
[] signed up your friends for you schools LARP club
[ ] made a homeless man do a dance for money
[x] wished you did
[x] downloaded more than 10g in media that you didn't pay for
[ ] keyed someones car
[X] bumped into someones car and left (hit and run)
[ ] stolen a cars emblem
[ ] forged documents
Total: 38
[ ] seen someone die
[x] been in a car accident
[ ] been to a party and ran when it got busted
[X] done smexual stuff inside a movie theater
[x] been in the fandom for more than 3 years
[x] faped to something on FA
[ ] been banned from FA
[ ] had your car towed
[ ] thought kanye was cool
Total:42
FA+

you're too much cuddlecore anyway to be hardcore like this list.
but i need to do one of these for funsies. *ottahuggs*