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16 years ago
If you got 00-10 [you need to get out of the fucking house]
If you got 11-20 [you watch fox news]
If you got 21-30 [your parents must be ashamed]
If you got 31-40 [You're on the highway to hell]
If you got 41-50 [YOU'RE FUCKING HARDCORE]
If you got 51-60 [YOU DANCE ALONG THE RAZORS EDGE]
If you got 61-69 [I'd be scared to know you]
If you got 70+ [you're not allowed within 100 feet of a school]
[ ] punched the walmart greeter in the face
[x] stolen from a store
[x] owned a fake ID
[x] broke something and blamed someone else (and got away with it)
[ ] drank alcohol to the point of blacking out
[x] not remembering a night
[ ] drank and drove
[x] had a hangover
[ ] been so drunk/hungover you threw up
[x] made yourself throw up
[x] woken up in someone elses bed
[ ] fallen asleep beside a toilet
[ ] went to an AA meeting
Total: 7
[x] gotten into a fight
[x] killed something
[ ] taken a dump in someone's shoe
[ ] nutted on an old womans face
[x] flushed a kids gold fish down the toilet when you told them you were going to bury it/it was going to heaven
[ ] used drugs
[ ] a drug other than marijuana
[ ] used the bible in a hotel room to snort drugs off of
[ ] been to rehab
Total: 3
[x] went to a strip club
[ ] worked at a strip club
[x] (watched)] bought/watched porn
[x] did porn
[x] been walked in on
[x] punched a hole through a wall
[x] own a gun
[x] had the police called on you
[x] threw a party at your house
Total: 8
[ ] been arrested
[ ] spent more than a day in jail
[ ] been fired from a job
[x] been asked to leave a store
[x] played frisbee with a kid and threw it too hard and it hit them in the face
[ ] threw a turd at someone
[ ] Driven without a license
[x] seen a psychologist
Total: 3
[x] had a crush on someone who wasn't single
[x] kissed someone who wasn't single
[x] skipped school
[x] made someone cry
[x] gave someone a swirly
[x] called one of your teachers/professors a hoe in front of them
[x] streaked
[x] skinny dipped
[ ] did a keg stand
Total: 8
[ ] stolen gas
[x] threw a milkshake at a car because they didn't stop at a cross walk and almost hit you
[ ] enjoyed starbucks
[x] donated to charity
[x] believed in santa claus past 7
[x] called your parents out on being the tooth fairy/santa claus/easter bunny/ect
[ ] ran away from home
[x] egged a house
[x] toilet papered a house
[x] forked someones yard
Total: 7
[x] set something on fire
[ ] ran from police
[ ] gotten away
[x] cheated on a test
[x] stolen money from someone
[x] been called a slut
[x] been okay with it
[x] enjoy kinky bedroom activities
[x] had sex
[x] had sex with the opposite gender
[ ] had sex with the same gender
[ ] had sex with more than 1 person
[x] drunk sex
[x] had to do the walk of shame
[x] left with less than you started with
Total: 11
[x] went to a con and lied to your parents about where you were really going
[ ] driven more than 12 hours straight
[x] signed up your friends for you schools LARP club
[ ] made a homeless man do a dance for money
[x] wished you did
[ ] downloaded more than 10g in media that you didn't pay for
[ ] keyed someones car
[ ] bumped into someones car and left (hit and run)
[x] stolen a cars emblem
[x] forged documents
Total: 5
[x] seen someone die
[x] been in a car accident
[x] been to a party and ran when it got busted
[x] done sexual stuff inside a movie theater
[x] been in the fandom for more than 3 years
[x] fapped to something on FA
[ ] been banned from FA
[x] had your car towed
[ ] thought kanye was cool
Total: 7
Overall Total: 59
If you got 11-20 [you watch fox news]
If you got 21-30 [your parents must be ashamed]
If you got 31-40 [You're on the highway to hell]
If you got 41-50 [YOU'RE FUCKING HARDCORE]
If you got 51-60 [YOU DANCE ALONG THE RAZORS EDGE]
If you got 61-69 [I'd be scared to know you]
If you got 70+ [you're not allowed within 100 feet of a school]
[ ] punched the walmart greeter in the face
[x] stolen from a store
[x] owned a fake ID
[x] broke something and blamed someone else (and got away with it)
[ ] drank alcohol to the point of blacking out
[x] not remembering a night
[ ] drank and drove
[x] had a hangover
[ ] been so drunk/hungover you threw up
[x] made yourself throw up
[x] woken up in someone elses bed
[ ] fallen asleep beside a toilet
[ ] went to an AA meeting
Total: 7
[x] gotten into a fight
[x] killed something
[ ] taken a dump in someone's shoe
[ ] nutted on an old womans face
[x] flushed a kids gold fish down the toilet when you told them you were going to bury it/it was going to heaven
[ ] used drugs
[ ] a drug other than marijuana
[ ] used the bible in a hotel room to snort drugs off of
[ ] been to rehab
Total: 3
[x] went to a strip club
[ ] worked at a strip club
[x] (watched)] bought/watched porn
[x] did porn
[x] been walked in on
[x] punched a hole through a wall
[x] own a gun
[x] had the police called on you
[x] threw a party at your house
Total: 8
[ ] been arrested
[ ] spent more than a day in jail
[ ] been fired from a job
[x] been asked to leave a store
[x] played frisbee with a kid and threw it too hard and it hit them in the face
[ ] threw a turd at someone
[ ] Driven without a license
[x] seen a psychologist
Total: 3
[x] had a crush on someone who wasn't single
[x] kissed someone who wasn't single
[x] skipped school
[x] made someone cry
[x] gave someone a swirly
[x] called one of your teachers/professors a hoe in front of them
[x] streaked
[x] skinny dipped
[ ] did a keg stand
Total: 8
[ ] stolen gas
[x] threw a milkshake at a car because they didn't stop at a cross walk and almost hit you
[ ] enjoyed starbucks
[x] donated to charity
[x] believed in santa claus past 7
[x] called your parents out on being the tooth fairy/santa claus/easter bunny/ect
[ ] ran away from home
[x] egged a house
[x] toilet papered a house
[x] forked someones yard
Total: 7
[x] set something on fire
[ ] ran from police
[ ] gotten away
[x] cheated on a test
[x] stolen money from someone
[x] been called a slut
[x] been okay with it
[x] enjoy kinky bedroom activities
[x] had sex
[x] had sex with the opposite gender
[ ] had sex with the same gender
[ ] had sex with more than 1 person
[x] drunk sex
[x] had to do the walk of shame
[x] left with less than you started with
Total: 11
[x] went to a con and lied to your parents about where you were really going
[ ] driven more than 12 hours straight
[x] signed up your friends for you schools LARP club
[ ] made a homeless man do a dance for money
[x] wished you did
[ ] downloaded more than 10g in media that you didn't pay for
[ ] keyed someones car
[ ] bumped into someones car and left (hit and run)
[x] stolen a cars emblem
[x] forged documents
Total: 5
[x] seen someone die
[x] been in a car accident
[x] been to a party and ran when it got busted
[x] done sexual stuff inside a movie theater
[x] been in the fandom for more than 3 years
[x] fapped to something on FA
[ ] been banned from FA
[x] had your car towed
[ ] thought kanye was cool
Total: 7
Overall Total: 59
