So, Uro decided to go ahead and construct a REAL Naughty Meme. I got 71 before on the one that pretty much only describes mildly (and incredably inconsistant) levels of naughtiness.

Let's see how I do here.

If you got 00-10 [you need to get out of the fucking house]
If you got 11-20 [you watch fox news]
If you got 21-30 [your parents must be ashamed]
If you got 31-40 [You're on the highway to hell]
If you got 41-50 [YOU'RE FUCKING HARDCORE]
If you got 51-60 [YOU DANCE ALONG THE RAZORS EDGE]
If you got 61-69 [I'd be scared to know you]
If you got 70+ [you're not allowed within 100 feet of a school]

[] punched the walmart greeter in the face
[x] stolen from a store
[] owned a fake ID
[x] broke something and blamed someone else (and got away with it)
[x] drank alcohol to the point of blacking out
[x] not remembering a night
[] drank and drove
[x] had a hangover
[x] been so drunk/hungover you threw up
[x] made yourself throw up
[x] woken up in someone elses bed
[x] fallen asleep beside a toilet
[] went to and AA meeting

Total: 9

[x] gotten into a fight
[] killed something
[] taken a dump in someone's shoe
[] nutted on an old womans face
[x] flushed a kids gold fish down the toilet when you told them you were going to bury it/it was going to heaven
[x] used drugs
[x] a drug other than marijuana
[] used the bible in a hotel room to snort drugs off of
[] been to rehab

Total: 13

[x] went to a strip club
[] worked at a strip club
[x] bought/watched porn
[x] did porn
[x] been walked in on
[] punched a hole through a wall
[] own a gun
[] had the police called on you
[x] threw a party at your house

Total: 18

[] been arrested
[] spent more than a day in jail
[x] been fired from a job
[x] been asked to leave a store
[x] played frisbee with a kid and threw it too hard and it hit them in the face
[] threw a turd at someone
[x] Driven without a license
[x] seen a psychologist. (I see lots, there's a Psychology campus near us ... ... ...)

Total: 23

[x] had a crush on someone who wasn't single
[x] kissed someone who wasn't single
[x] skipped school
[x] made someone cry
[] gave someone a swirly
[] called one of your teachers/professors a hoe in front of them
[x] streaked
[x] skinny dipped
[x] did a keg stand. (And an upside-down beer bong!)

Total: 30

[] stolen gas
[] threw a milkshake at a car because they didn't stop at a cross walk and almost hit you
[x] enjoyed starbucks
[x] donated to charity
[] believed in santa claus past 7
[x] called your parents out on being the tooth fairy/santa claus/easter bunny/ect
[x] ran away from home
[x] egged a house
[] toilet papered a house
[] forked someones yard

Total: 35

[x] set something on fire
[x] ran from police
[x] gotten away
[x] cheated on a test
[x] stolen money from someone
[x] been called a slut
[x] been okay with it
[x] enjoy kinky bedroom activited
[x] had sex
[x] had sex with the opposite gender
[x] had sex with the same gender
[x] had sex with more than 1 person
[x] drunk sex
[x] had to do the walk of shame
[] left with less than your started with

Total: 49

[x] went to a con and lied to your parents about where you were really going
[x] driven more than 12 hours straight
[] signed up your friends for you schools LARP club
[] made a homeless man do a dance for money
[x] wished you did
[x] downloaded more than 10g in media that you didn't pay for
[] keyed someones car
[] bumped into someones car and left (hit and run)
[] stolen a cars emblem
[x] forged documents

Total: 54

[x] seen someone die (Yes, and again, it was horrible)
[x] been in a car accident
[x] been to a party and ran when it got busted (
[x] done smexual stuff inside a movie theater
[x] been in the fandom for more than 3 years
[x] faped to something on FA
[] been banned from FA
[] had your car towed
[] thought kanye was cool

Total: 60

Apparently I dance along the Razor's edge ... ... ... Nice :)