stolen from  drakesapphire
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If you got 00-10 [you need to get out of the fucking house]
If you got 11-20 [you watch fox news]
If you got 21-30 [your parents must be ashamed]
If you got 31-40 [You're on the highway to hell]
If you got 41-50 [YOU'RE FUCKING HARDCORE]
If you got 51-60 [YOU DANCE ALONG THE RAZORS EDGE]
If you got 61-69 [I'd be scared to know you]
If you got 70+ [you're not allowed within 100 feet of a school]
+++

[ ] punched the walmart greeter in the face
[ ] stolen from a store
[ ] owned a fake ID
[ ] broke something and blamed someone else
[ ] drank alcohol to the point of blacking out
[ ] not remembering a night
[ ] drank and drove
[ ] had a hangover
[ ] been so drunk/hungover you threw up
[ ] made yourself throw up
[ ] woken up in someone elses bed
[ ] fallen asleep beside a toilet
[ ] went to an AA meeting

Total: 0

[ ] gotten into a fight
[x] killed something
[ ] taken a dump in someone's shoe
[ ] nutted on an old womans face
[ ] flushed a kids gold fish down the toilet when you told them you were going to bury it/it was going to heaven
[ ] used drugs
[ ] a drug other than marijuana
[ ] used the bible in a hotel room to snort drugs off of
[ ] been to rehab

Total: 1

[ ] went to a strip club
[ ] worked at a strip club
[x] bought/watched porn
[ ] did porn
[x] been walked in on
[ ] punched a hole through a wall
[ ] own a gun
[ ] had the police called on you
[ ] threw a party at your house

Total: 3

[ ] been arrested
[ ] spent more than a day in jail
[ ] been fired from a job
[ ] been asked to leave a store
[ ] played frisbee with a kid and threw it too hard and it hit them in the face
[ ] threw a turd at someone
[x] Driven without a license
[ ] seen a psychologist

Total: 4

[x] had a crush on someone who wasn't single
[ ] kissed someone who wasn't single
[ ] skipped school
[ ] made someone cry
[ ] gave someone a swirly
[ ] called one of your teachers/professors a hoe in front of them
[ ] streaked
[x] skinny dipped
[ ] did a keg stand

Total: 6

[ ] stolen gas
[ ] threw a milkshake at a car because they didn't stop at a cross walk and almost hit you
[x] enjoyed starbucks
[x] donated to charity
[ ] believed in santa claus past 7
[x] called your parents out on being the tooth fairy/santa claus/easter bunny/ect
[ ] ran away from home
[ ] egged a house
[ ] forked someones yard

Total: 9

[ ] set something on fire
[ ] ran from police
[ ] gotten away
[ ] cheated on a test
[x] stolen money from someone
[ ] been called a slut
[ ] been okay with it
[x] enjoy kinky bedroom activities
[x] had sex
[x] had sex with the opposite gender
[ ] had sex with the same gender
[ ] had sex with more than 1 person
[ ] drunk sex
[ ] had to do the walk of shame
[ ] left with less than your started with

Total: 13

[ ] went to a con and lied to your parents about where you were really going
[ ] driven more than 12 hours straight
[ ] signed up your friends for you schools LARP club
[ ] made a homeless man do a dance for money
[ ] wished you did
[ ] downloaded more than 10g in media that you didn't pay for
[ ] keyed someones car
[ ] bumped into someones car and left
[ ] stolen a cars emblem
[x] forged documents

Total: 14

[ ] seen someone die
[x] been in a car accident
[ ] been to a party and ran when it got busted (was a fight party/club)
[ ] done sexual stuff inside a movie theater
[ ] been in the fandom for more than 3 years
[ ] fapped to something on FA
[ ] been banned from FA
[ ] had your car towed
[ ] thought Kanye was cool

Total: 15

Final Tally: 15

Only things I've killed are bugs. The stealing money and crush on someone, I was young. The forged documents was out of necessity, mom's signature when she was miles away. The car accident was minor, and my mother was driving and it was the other driver's fault. Driving without a license was on college campus, school holiday and nobody was around. Okay...I'm done making excuses...