Trying to hitchhike.

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If you got 00-10 [you need to get out of the fucking house]
If you got 11-20 [you watch fox news]
If you got 21-30 [your parents must be ashamed]
If you got 31-40 [You're on the highway to hell]
If you got 41-50 [YOU'RE FUCKING HARDCORE]
If you got 51-60 [YOU DANCE ALONG THE RAZORS EDGE]
If you got 61-69 [I'd be scared to know you]
If you got 70+ [you're not allowed within 100 feet of a school]
+++

[] punched the walmart greeter in the face
[] stolen from a store
[] owned a fake ID
[x] broke something and blamed someone else
[x] drank alcohol to the point of blacking out
[x] not remembering a night (Wheeeeeee)
[] drank and drove
[x] had a hangover
[] been so drunk/hungover you threw up
[x] made yourself throw up
[x] woken up in someone elses bed
[x] fallen asleep beside a toilet
[] went to an AA meeting

Total: 7

[x] gotten into a fight
[x] killed something
[] taken a dump in someone's shoe
[] nutted on an old womans face
[x] flushed a kids gold fish down the toilet when you told them you were going to bury it/it was going to heaven
[x] used drugs
[x] a drug other than marijuana
[] used the bible in a hotel room to snort drugs off of
[] been to rehab

Total: 12

[] went to a strip club
[] worked at a strip club
[x] bought/watched porn
[] did porn
[] been walked in on
[x] punched a hole through a wall
[x] own a gun
[] had the police called on you
[x] threw a party at your house

Total: 16

[] been arrested
[] spent more than a day in jail
[] been fired from a job
[x] been asked to leave a store
[x] played frisbee with a kid and threw it too hard and it hit them in the face
[] threw a turd at someone
[x] Driven without a license
[] seen a psychologist

Total: 19

[] had a crush on someone who wasn't single
[] kissed someone who wasn't single
[x] skipped school
[x] made someone cry
[] gave someone a swirly
[x] called one of your teachers/professors a hoe in front of them(and more)
[] streaked
[] skinny dipped
[] did a keg stand

Total: 22

[] stolen gas
[x] threw a milkshake at a car because they didn't stop at a cross walk and almost hit you(It was another drink though)
[x] enjoyed starbucks
[x] donated to charity
[x] believed in santa claus past 7
[x] called your parents out on being the tooth fairy/santa claus/easter bunny/ect
[x] ran away from home
[] egged a house
[] forked someones yard

Total: 28

[x] set something on fire
[] ran from police
[x] gotten away
[] cheated on a test
[x] stolen money from someone
[] been called a slut
[x] been okay with it
[] enjoy kinky bedroom activities
[] had sex
[] had sex with the opposite gender
[] had sex with the same gender
[] had sex with more than 1 person
[] drunk sex
[] had to do the walk of shame
[] left with less than your started with

Total: 32

[x] went to a con and lied to your parents about where you were really going
[] driven more than 12 hours straight
[] signed up your friends for you schools LARP club
[] made a homeless man do a dance for money
[x] wished you did
[x] downloaded more than 10g in media that you didn't pay for
[] keyed someones car
[] bumped into someones car and left
[] stolen a cars emblem
[x] forged documents

Total: 36

[x] seen someone die
[] been in a car accident
[x] been to a party and ran when it got busted
[] done sexual stuff inside a movie theater
[] been in the fandom for more than 3 years
[] faped to something on FA
[] been banned from FA
[] had your car towed
[x] thought kanye was cool(I don't really like Taylor Swift,and I thought that shit was funny.)

Total: 39

Final Tally: 39