Wear a mask, wear a mask, is it really too much to ask?
Tie some fabric round your face.
Oh it's the simplest of tasks.
At the gym, at the store, don't treat it like a chore.
No, the mandates aren't malicious, all your theories are fictitious!
Stop the lies, stop the fights, no one's taking away your rights.
All this speculation makes me need a flask!
Come on and read some data all you mask debaters.
It's a mask it's a mask, heavens sake it's just a mask!
Such a shame following rules gets you harassed.
You can shout, you can stare, listen Karen I don't care.
Never seen folks so dramatic over a fucking piece of fabric.
"Hard to breathe, feels too hot!" Quit your bitching, there's a thought.
Suck it up and don't give me any sass!
We've got a lot to do and it's not "Just the flu."
So wear a mask, wear a mask, get your head out of your ass.
Try to think of someone else is all we ask.
While you sit watching FOX ignoring science and the docs.
Wow, your ignorance is showing while the death toll keeps on growing...
Case by case... test by test... you're not oppressed!
Till we put this damn pandemic in the past...
Try not to be so grouchy, have some faith in Fauci.
Wear a mask, wash your hands and WEAR A MASK!!!

(lyrics by Noah Lindquist)