Death is merely a transition

to a new home

tempting, but i have a few more cards to play before i walk away from the table

No the new actual home.

oh i know how that is, even when its something you completely want to do, moving house is a hellish mess of labour and logistics

especially during a plague

at a very long distance

iiiiiii'm gonna die from stress

I hope it goes well!

haha fukken same

I know it's very Hallmark, but be well. Best of luck with all the chaos. Hope the new place is cool.

i scream daily

good luck on not dying. you made it this far already.

man ain't that the double of it

i've already made it this far,

but good lord i've had to make it this far just to make it to here

Sending only the most positive of good vibes as well as wishes of good fortune. Power through.

at this point if things don't go well it'd just be shitty writing on the world's part, and we'd need to retcon some stuff tbh

i am a wizard but i am a disastrous wizard is the problem

Big Rincewind energy

ive never actually read discworld i am a fake nerd

Don't forget to pack all your limbs.

we don't need limbs where we're going

Where to, though? Is it EXCITING?

gonna be a cottage grandma hopefully

That sounds exciting! Get a rocking chair and a CANE

gonna sip tea and touch plants

get a few quiet years out of life and then become one with the soil tbh

In Dublin airport there's a plaque donated by a passenger thanking the emergency services for handling his heart attack so well, which ends with the phrase:

"While the Celtic blood in my veins cries out to rest in Ireland, the significant delay in this event was very much appreciated"