THE PAINFULLY AWKWARD MEME

-Name: Ratchet
-Gender: Male
-Orientation: Gay
-Sign: Dunno

1. How much do you weigh?:
250lbs??? haven't weighted myself in like a few months

2. Do you pee in the shower?:
only if I cant hold it and dun wanna get the floor wet

3. Do you look in the toilet before flushing?:
Ya

4. Are you a virgin?:
lol no :P

5. If no, what is the weirdest thing your partner said to you during sex?:
"do you need a lossenge" as I'm growling at him :P

6. What is the weirdest object you ever used for masturbation?:
um... I sometimes rub myself with my tail D:

7. What are your fetishes / kinks? List them all:
um lets see, twinks, murrsuits, fursuit sex, anal sex, watersports (only in art and only certain ways like musk play) musk, anthros (duh) I cant think of anything else atm but I'm sure there's more

8. Have you ever been sexually attracted to one of your FA friends?:
Yeah a few >:3

9. If so, give us a hint as to who the last one you thought that way about was:
well theres a certain wolf and a kitty :3

10. Are you doing this entire thing with 100% honesty?:
Yes

11. I say mosquito, you say:
*swatted and dead on the wall* Happy now, bitch!? <---- kept from Xale

12. I say Steven Segal, you say:
Who?

13. Oh no, here comes the big one...are you ready for this?
I'm a fox, I'm always ready for big ones. lol kept

14. Are you sure?
Do you like pain?

15. Okay here it goes...:
*stabs you and then throws your body off of his apartment building's roof* <--- I totally kept all of those lol

16. What is your favorite color?:
Red