My weekly series has been brought out of retirement in part due to a challenge from  ZeusPegasus13 ! We'll be matching wits week to week, more correct selections in week is worth a point, aaaaannnd, there were be positioning in a lewd picture at the conclusion of the 17 week regular season at stake for whoever gets more points. We'll do our best to lock our picks in publicly, but 17 weeks is a long time, so trust that we'll be keeping it honest during non journal weeks.

Current score: 2 1

For those unfamiliar, the positive or negative number of each pick reflects the "spread" that must be accounted for a pick to be successful. A negative number is subtracted from the given team's real life score, while a positive number is added to that teams real life score. For example. Team A -3.5 vs Team B. Real life score Team A 10 Team B 7. 3.5 is subtracted from Team A, for a pick score of Team A 6.5 Team B 7. Team B is the "correct" pick and Team A is wrong.

Week 9 recap: For like the 3rd week in a row Zeus and I both went 1 out of 3. It's time to change things up with a theme week.

So........



OH YOU DIDN'T KNOW??? It's Road Dogg weekend, baby!!


Pick 1
Pooston Texans +4 to defeat Cleveland Steamers

Result: Texans 7 (+4 = 11) Browns 10 YES

Pick 2
Seattle Autonomous Zone +2 to defeat Los Angeles Resistance

Result Seattle 16 (+2 = 18) LA Rams 23 NO

Pick 3
Los Angeles iPhone Chargers +1.5 to defeat Miami Dolphin Safe Tuna

LA Chargers 21 (+2 = 23) Miami 29 NO

Let's gooooo, no explanation other than they fit the theme!

PonePicks: https://www.furaffinity.net/journal/9681774
Vikings -3 > Bears YES
Bengals +7.5 > Steelers NO
Dolphins -1.5 > Chargers YES

Well I'm officially in a slump. 1-2 again and again and again. What's concerning is that it should get easier as the season goes along, as you start to figure out whether each team is legit or not. My legit-dar is allllll screwed up. What's worse is that Pone finally zapped me. We're all tied up with 2 points apiece, 7 weeks to go.


GO BILLS!