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"There was a rhyme that wasn't a rhyme..."
5 years ago
...In a time that wasn't a time
There was a place that wasn't a place
There was a race that wasn't a race
Remember kids, if you don't know the game...
t̷̖̞̯͌̚ȟ̷̞̝̰̭̟̥̣͙̀̀ȩ̴̡̭̜͉̻̞̿́̂̉̋̒̕n̵̨̝̱͈̱̜̮͑̒̈́̊ ̸̢̥̝͇̣̞͍̋̂͜y̵͙̤͎̥̙͍̬͗̎̇͛̚͝o̵̧͓̘͇̱̬̪̽̏̒ü̴̡͍͍̎́̄̋̈́'̶̞̠̹͂̈́̀͜͝r̸̗̲̯̜̻͖͈͊̇͝e̷̢̨͑͌̈́͛̋̄͊ ̴͇̗̲͆̃̔̓͊͝ś̷̯̾̂͘̕͠ţ̸͚̣̳̍̍̈́͌̔͒͘i̴̧̟͗̈́̕ļ̸̝̜̜̤̈́͑̃̊̐͗͜͠ĺ̷̬̭̥̙̻͙̩̟̀̏̑̽̋̿͠ ̷̭͕̥͖͇͚̖͋͂̑̂͝p̸̢͒̾̔͑̓ą̶̮̼̦̝̰̗́̆̌̂̈́̉̿r̶̯̬̺͈̓̈͐ț̶͎͗͊̚ͅ ̷̱̥̺̺̤̈́̅͌͠ǫ̸̛̻̖̩͉̝̻͓͂̊̄̂̃f̵̩̺͕̖̃́́̏ ̵̻̞͑͋͌̋́͊͒̀ì̸̡̤̲̙t̸̟̤̝̩̆̏̎͐̄͗̈̆͜
There was a place that wasn't a place
There was a race that wasn't a race
Remember kids, if you don't know the game...
t̷̖̞̯͌̚ȟ̷̞̝̰̭̟̥̣͙̀̀ȩ̴̡̭̜͉̻̞̿́̂̉̋̒̕n̵̨̝̱͈̱̜̮͑̒̈́̊ ̸̢̥̝͇̣̞͍̋̂͜y̵͙̤͎̥̙͍̬͗̎̇͛̚͝o̵̧͓̘͇̱̬̪̽̏̒ü̴̡͍͍̎́̄̋̈́'̶̞̠̹͂̈́̀͜͝r̸̗̲̯̜̻͖͈͊̇͝e̷̢̨͑͌̈́͛̋̄͊ ̴͇̗̲͆̃̔̓͊͝ś̷̯̾̂͘̕͠ţ̸͚̣̳̍̍̈́͌̔͒͘i̴̧̟͗̈́̕ļ̸̝̜̜̤̈́͑̃̊̐͗͜͠ĺ̷̬̭̥̙̻͙̩̟̀̏̑̽̋̿͠ ̷̭͕̥͖͇͚̖͋͂̑̂͝p̸̢͒̾̔͑̓ą̶̮̼̦̝̰̗́̆̌̂̈́̉̿r̶̯̬̺͈̓̈͐ț̶͎͗͊̚ͅ ̷̱̥̺̺̤̈́̅͌͠ǫ̸̛̻̖̩͉̝̻͓͂̊̄̂̃f̵̩̺͕̖̃́́̏ ̵̻̞͑͋͌̋́͊͒̀ì̸̡̤̲̙t̸̟̤̝̩̆̏̎͐̄͗̈̆͜
Lots of crazy stories about Jaz Coleman too. My favorite is how he bribed the Egyptian government so Killing Joke could record in the Great Pyramid. He also once moved to the Sahara without telling the rest of the band.
"Are you Satanist"
"I don't believe in Satan, how can I be a Satanist? Do you?"
My personal favorite Jaz story is him confronting Melody Maker taking the piss out of him by slapping a liver and maggots on the receptionist desk and throwing it demanding for an apology.