STEAL from  blackiedrakitt

If you were a _______, what would you be?

Think about it!

1. Kitchen appliance - FOOD PROCESSOR *chopchopchop*
2. Salty snack - errr... uhmm ::rolls eyes seductively:: I guess pretzels
3. Body part - A penis
4. Farm animal - Pig
5. Planet in our solar system - Venus. I want to be made of blue gas!
6. Internet meme - Raptor Jesus
7. Spice or herb - I'd be Potpurri!
8. Thing that starts with M - Meat cleaver? lol
9. Article of clothing - Boxer Briefs!
10. Pudding flavor - Butterscotch
11. Natural disaster - Sun Flare ;)
12. Color - Purple
14. Type of building - Zoo
15. Flammable substance - Aerosol Spray
16. Something in a lunchbox - A caprisun pouch
17. Sea creature - I should say dolphin, but I have to go with Octopus
18. Geometric shape - Ewww geometry. I'm a fuckin' straight line lol.
19. Time of day - 10pm
20. Electronic device - Blackberry
21. Reason for being late - Snake got loose lol
22. Vegetable - Eggplant
23. Element - Earth
24. Dessert - Chocolate Mousse
25. Historical event - The writing of the Mayan Calendar
26. Two-digit number - 37
27. Character in The Wizard of Oz - Toto. I was gunna write Elphaba but she's sadly technically not in The Wizard of Oz :(
28. Item in a freezer - BODY PARTS! lol JK. Moose Tracks Ice Cream.
29. Torture device - Chinese Water Torture
30. Disease - Mad Cow Disease
31. Something on the floor of a movie theater - Money!
32. Mexican dish - TSUNAMI!!! aka a giant burrito
33. Something slimy - A froggy.
34. FA emoticon - HEY WAIT! I DON'T GET EMOTICONS!!! WHERE ARE THEY?! D:
35. Sandwich - Chicken and Bacon Dijon.