Pros:
Smol
Cute
Loves pets
Emergency food source
Has magic
Loves co-op games
Comes back from the dead if accidentally killed

Cons:
Yips a lot
Weak
Dependent
Needy
Fragile
Depressed
Unconfident
Low self esteem
Picky
Needs constant reassurance

Kobold would buy girlfriend/boyfriend, but ran out of shinies