"If I were a _____" (I must be insane)
16 years ago
Original Meme found here: http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/.....2/#cid:8094941
If you were a _______, what would you be?
Think about it!
1. Kitchen appliance - And oven (cause I'm so hawt!)
2. Salty snack - Ritz Cracker
3. Body part - Boobs
4. Farm animal - BUNNY!
5. Planet in our solar system - PLUTO! (and not because I'm small...RETURN OUR PLANET TO US YOU NASA FUCKERS!)
6. Internet meme - *shrug*
7. Spice or herb - Cinnamon
8. Thing that starts with M - Monkey
9. Article of clothing - Panties! Heehee
10. Pudding flavor - Tapioca
11. Natural disaster - Tsunami
12. Color - Bright Green
13. Lawn ornament - A garden gnome.
14. Type of building - A gothic chapel?
15. Flammable substance - Kerosene
16. Something in a lunchbox - A Peanut Butter and Jelly Sammich.
17. Sea creature - Jelly Fish!
18. Geometric shape - Dodecahedron
19. Time of day - MIDNIGHT!
20. Electronic device - A tablet. (I'm just that awesome!)
21. Reason for being late - "A large, oversized dog ate my car. So I had to walk all the way to the bus stop, but then, the bus didn't come (I was too late for it you see?), so I had to walk all the way to the dealership, get myself a car, and drive it to work from the parking lot."
22. Vegetable - Carrot!
23. Element - Water
24. Dessert - Sahara Desert? (Did you know that Sahara means Desert, so the literal translation for Sahara Desert is Desert Desert?)
25. Historical event - The Renaissance?
26. Two-digit number - 45
27. Character in The Wizard of Oz - The flying monkeys.
28. Item in a freezer - A TUB OF ICECREAM!
29. Torture device - The chains.
30. Disease - Mumps
31. Something on the floor of a movie theater - The carpet?
32. Mexican dish - Flan!
33. Something slimy - Um....slime?
34. FA emoticon - (It looks like it's drooling)
35. Sandwich - A meatball sub.
OMG! *dies*
If you were a _______, what would you be?
Think about it!
1. Kitchen appliance - And oven (cause I'm so hawt!)
2. Salty snack - Ritz Cracker
3. Body part - Boobs
4. Farm animal - BUNNY!
5. Planet in our solar system - PLUTO! (and not because I'm small...RETURN OUR PLANET TO US YOU NASA FUCKERS!)
6. Internet meme - *shrug*
7. Spice or herb - Cinnamon
8. Thing that starts with M - Monkey
9. Article of clothing - Panties! Heehee
10. Pudding flavor - Tapioca
11. Natural disaster - Tsunami
12. Color - Bright Green
13. Lawn ornament - A garden gnome.
14. Type of building - A gothic chapel?
15. Flammable substance - Kerosene
16. Something in a lunchbox - A Peanut Butter and Jelly Sammich.
17. Sea creature - Jelly Fish!
18. Geometric shape - Dodecahedron
19. Time of day - MIDNIGHT!
20. Electronic device - A tablet. (I'm just that awesome!)
21. Reason for being late - "A large, oversized dog ate my car. So I had to walk all the way to the bus stop, but then, the bus didn't come (I was too late for it you see?), so I had to walk all the way to the dealership, get myself a car, and drive it to work from the parking lot."
22. Vegetable - Carrot!
23. Element - Water
24. Dessert - Sahara Desert? (Did you know that Sahara means Desert, so the literal translation for Sahara Desert is Desert Desert?)
25. Historical event - The Renaissance?
26. Two-digit number - 45
27. Character in The Wizard of Oz - The flying monkeys.
28. Item in a freezer - A TUB OF ICECREAM!
29. Torture device - The chains.
30. Disease - Mumps
31. Something on the floor of a movie theater - The carpet?
32. Mexican dish - Flan!
33. Something slimy - Um....slime?
34. FA emoticon - (It looks like it's drooling)
35. Sandwich - A meatball sub.
OMG! *dies*