Imagine this. You're at Starbucks, and you make a drink for a female customer. You hand it off to her and wish her a good day. Then, a few minutes later, she comes back and says her drink is wrong. You ask what's wrong with it, and offer to make a new one, and upgrade her from grande to venti. Instead, she becomes irate, and throws some pipin' hot coffee on your face. You take it in stride and say "Excuse me, Ma'am, I need to get my manager." Getting the manager isn't on your mind. Instead, you start up a new cup of coffee for her, making sure the milk is EXTRA hot. Then, you go to the coffee grinder and grind up some beans, and then put it in your apron pocket, and go to the back. You come out a minute later and approach the woman from behind the counter and tell her, "The manager will be out shortly. Can I fix you a new drink?" She instead, calls you an incompetent Barista, and demands a refund, there and now. You protest and say the manager must authorize it, she becomes even more infuriated. You sigh, and finally say, "Fine, have a refund out of my tips, it's the least I can do." You reach into your apron pocket, grab a handfull of ground coffee, and then you throw it at her face. She screams, you jump over the counter, and pick her up like you just married her, and flip her upside down. Luckly, this bastard of a human is wearing a dress, and, as a bonus, she's got no underwear on. Perfect. You pick up the hot coffee you made, open up her vag, and pour it in, and, right after, you grab the whipped cream dispenser, and fill her up with some of that too, then seal her up with some napkins and a fist to the vagoo. You flip her to her feet, shake her up a little, guide her to the door, open it, kick her ass out, and scream, "Don't you EVER come back to my Starbucks again without manners, you whore." While you come back in, some of the customers are laughing and cheering, while a few stay in awe and shock, while your co-wokers clap and congratulate you on what they've always wanted to do. Your manager approaches you, gives you a 2 dollar raise, a promotion to supervisor, an extra week of vacation, and the rest of the weekend off. Starbucks Corporate doesn't get a word of what you've done. This, is a Baristas perfect bitchy customer dream.