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16 years ago
1. Kitchen appliance - Probably a can opener, since it's hard to open a can of tuna without one. But it would have to be a MANUAL can opener. I can't use a mechanical one. Yes, it is sad...
2. Salty snack - Lays Potato chips. They're just PERFECT, you know? They even taste good ON a sandwich. I mean it! Right between the slices of bread!
3. Body part - Tough one. I'd probably go with a hand... you know, the drawing thing, the masturbation, blah blah blah... but something like a nose could be fun.
4. Farm animal - Hmmmm.... a fox that found its way into a vacant barn. Because farm animals are nasty.
5. Planet in our solar system - Earth, of course. It's where all the action is.
6. Internet meme - Robotnik's Pingas. For some reason that makes me giggle like a school girl. I can't even watch the "Boogey Mania" episode of AoSTH anymore.
7. Spice or herb - Pot is an herb, right?
8. Thing that starts with M - Masturbation Machine (Alliteration score!)
9. Article of clothing - A tight T-shirt that makes my shoulders look hot. That or skinny jeans.
I lie. I'm totally some 80s disaster-blouse with shoulder pads.
10. Pudding flavor - Skin. But seriously, I hate pudding. Yogurt is the way to go.
11. Natural disaster - Probably a hurricane. A big, bipolar hurricane.
12. Color - Pink!
13. Lawn ornament - A bird bath.
14. Type of building - MOMA.
15. Flammable substance - Everclear?
16. Something in a lunchbox - Booger Sugar. Don't look at me that way! We used to carry our drugs in lunchboxes all the time!
17. Sea creature - Maybe a crab. Wait, no.. that's too much like a spider. I guess I'd be some pretty tropical fish.
18. Geometric shape - A square. Because I'm totally not hip.
19. Time of day - Late night.
20. Electronic device - A Mac Book. Or an ipod. Something apple I'm sure. It would enhance my pretentious nature.
21. Reason for being late - Oh, I think a complete trainwreck would be a fine answer to this question.
22. Vegetable - Broccoli
23. Element - ummm.... Magnesium?
24. Dessert - Granola bar!
25. Historical event - Stonewall? No... that was something important. 9-11? No... too soon to be funny. Oh! I got it! New Madonna album!
26. Two-digit number - 69? No.... too obvious. I'll go with my age: 19.
27. Character in The Wizard of Oz - Ummm.... JUDY GARLAND! Hello! I have Dorothy Gayle written all over my face.
28. Item in a freezer - Liquor.
29. Torture device - Testicle weights? Oh! I got it! Bad comedian.
30. Disease - Swine Flu. It's all the rage this season.
31. Something on the floor of a movie theater - Your girlfriend's knees. DA DUM BUM!
32. Mexican dish - Pollo Mexicano
33. Something slimy - Vaseline.
34. FA emoticon - Probably the devil-face. But I hate the FA emoticons, so I don't know.
35. Sandwich - Omega 3 enriched Peanut Butter on whole wheat bread.
2. Salty snack - Lays Potato chips. They're just PERFECT, you know? They even taste good ON a sandwich. I mean it! Right between the slices of bread!
3. Body part - Tough one. I'd probably go with a hand... you know, the drawing thing, the masturbation, blah blah blah... but something like a nose could be fun.
4. Farm animal - Hmmmm.... a fox that found its way into a vacant barn. Because farm animals are nasty.
5. Planet in our solar system - Earth, of course. It's where all the action is.
6. Internet meme - Robotnik's Pingas. For some reason that makes me giggle like a school girl. I can't even watch the "Boogey Mania" episode of AoSTH anymore.
7. Spice or herb - Pot is an herb, right?
8. Thing that starts with M - Masturbation Machine (Alliteration score!)
9. Article of clothing - A tight T-shirt that makes my shoulders look hot. That or skinny jeans.
I lie. I'm totally some 80s disaster-blouse with shoulder pads.
10. Pudding flavor - Skin. But seriously, I hate pudding. Yogurt is the way to go.
11. Natural disaster - Probably a hurricane. A big, bipolar hurricane.
12. Color - Pink!
13. Lawn ornament - A bird bath.
14. Type of building - MOMA.
15. Flammable substance - Everclear?
16. Something in a lunchbox - Booger Sugar. Don't look at me that way! We used to carry our drugs in lunchboxes all the time!
17. Sea creature - Maybe a crab. Wait, no.. that's too much like a spider. I guess I'd be some pretty tropical fish.
18. Geometric shape - A square. Because I'm totally not hip.
19. Time of day - Late night.
20. Electronic device - A Mac Book. Or an ipod. Something apple I'm sure. It would enhance my pretentious nature.
21. Reason for being late - Oh, I think a complete trainwreck would be a fine answer to this question.
22. Vegetable - Broccoli
23. Element - ummm.... Magnesium?
24. Dessert - Granola bar!
25. Historical event - Stonewall? No... that was something important. 9-11? No... too soon to be funny. Oh! I got it! New Madonna album!
26. Two-digit number - 69? No.... too obvious. I'll go with my age: 19.
27. Character in The Wizard of Oz - Ummm.... JUDY GARLAND! Hello! I have Dorothy Gayle written all over my face.
28. Item in a freezer - Liquor.
29. Torture device - Testicle weights? Oh! I got it! Bad comedian.
30. Disease - Swine Flu. It's all the rage this season.
31. Something on the floor of a movie theater - Your girlfriend's knees. DA DUM BUM!
32. Mexican dish - Pollo Mexicano
33. Something slimy - Vaseline.
34. FA emoticon - Probably the devil-face. But I hate the FA emoticons, so I don't know.
35. Sandwich - Omega 3 enriched Peanut Butter on whole wheat bread.
dogurasu
~dogurasu
But DiDi, haven't you heard that it's hip to be square? XP
rick2tails
~rick2tails
hip hip and everywhere! hip hip so hip to be square!
rick2tails
~rick2tails
on #4 you wouldnt want to be a cock?
