If you were a ______, what would you be??
16 years ago
If you were a _______, what would you be?
1. Kitchen appliance - Can opener, I could piss people off ALL the time..
2. Salty snack - Cheddar Ruffles
3. Body part - Clit, just here for the pleasure
4. Farm animal - Horse
5. Planet in our solar system - Jupiter, sooo huge!!
6. Internet meme - I wouldn't
7. Spice or herb - Garlic, MMMmmmm
8. Thing that starts with M - Male, that's a proper answer, yeah?
9. Article of clothing - Hat, cuz they're so cool
10. Pudding flavor - Tapioca
11. Natural disaster - Wildfire
12. Color - RED
14. Type of building - Family Home
15. Flammable substance - Alcohol
16. Something in a lunchbox - Fruit Roll-Up
17. Sea creature - Does a sea otter count?
18. Geometric shape - Rhombus, all the sides are the same, but there's just something "off" about the angles
19. Time of day - Sunrise
20. Electronic device - Computer, so much pronz, so little time
21. Reason for being late - Exploding ninjas blew up my house
22. Vegetable - Spinach
23. Element - Tungsten, its abbreviation is W.. wtf is up with that??
24. Dessert - Fresh homemade brownies
25. Historical event - The death of Christ, how epic would that be?
26. Two-digit number - 88
27. Character in The Wizard of Oz - Horse of a diff color
28. Item in a freezer - Ice cream, DUH
29. Torture device - Feather
30. Disease - Leukemia
31. Something on the floor of a movie theater - Blood
32. Mexican dish - Quesadilla, mmm cheesey
33. Something slimy - Female jizz
34. FA emoticon - The evil one..
35. Sandwich - Fried peanut butter and banana
1. Kitchen appliance - Can opener, I could piss people off ALL the time..
2. Salty snack - Cheddar Ruffles
3. Body part - Clit, just here for the pleasure
4. Farm animal - Horse
5. Planet in our solar system - Jupiter, sooo huge!!
6. Internet meme - I wouldn't
7. Spice or herb - Garlic, MMMmmmm
8. Thing that starts with M - Male, that's a proper answer, yeah?
9. Article of clothing - Hat, cuz they're so cool
10. Pudding flavor - Tapioca
11. Natural disaster - Wildfire
12. Color - RED
14. Type of building - Family Home
15. Flammable substance - Alcohol
16. Something in a lunchbox - Fruit Roll-Up
17. Sea creature - Does a sea otter count?
18. Geometric shape - Rhombus, all the sides are the same, but there's just something "off" about the angles
19. Time of day - Sunrise
20. Electronic device - Computer, so much pronz, so little time
21. Reason for being late - Exploding ninjas blew up my house
22. Vegetable - Spinach
23. Element - Tungsten, its abbreviation is W.. wtf is up with that??
24. Dessert - Fresh homemade brownies
25. Historical event - The death of Christ, how epic would that be?
26. Two-digit number - 88
27. Character in The Wizard of Oz - Horse of a diff color
28. Item in a freezer - Ice cream, DUH
29. Torture device - Feather
30. Disease - Leukemia
31. Something on the floor of a movie theater - Blood
32. Mexican dish - Quesadilla, mmm cheesey
33. Something slimy - Female jizz
34. FA emoticon - The evil one..
35. Sandwich - Fried peanut butter and banana
FA+

but did you know that if otters were human, they'd have an average cock size of 12"??
Being a hyena/otter hybrid means that not only do I get to have a cock, if I so choose, BUT it can be huge too
lol
We've agreed that we need a bitch boy for us to abuse..
Got a few of those laying around??
Can you say needle in a hay stack??
But, if we were meant to have a bitch boy, he'll show up.. if not, then we still got each other
why?
lol
well ok then...