literally none of my predictations regarding 2019 came true, so let's see if i can work another miracle with 2021:

- Sakurai personally beheads a Nintendo representitive for daring to recommend Mickey Mouse for Smash
- Charles Martinet dies and is sent a DMCA by Nintendo; he is forced to return to life and voice Mario for eternity
- Nintendo avoids the ensuing bad publicity by releasing a cute little game about doggies
- Christian Whitehead singlehandedly saves SEGA from going defunct (again)
- 9th Fire Emblem character in Smash
- Detroit is destroyed
- Half the world catches on fire instead of just a few countries
- Nintendo buys Netflix
- Disney buys Nintendo
- Mickey in Smash