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If you were a _______, what would you be?

Think about it!

1. Kitchen appliance - Wisk
2. Salty snack - Potato crisps!
3. Body part - Philtrum (look it up ya pervert)
4. Farm animal - Cooooooooow
5. Planet in our solar system - PLUTO IS A F#CKING PLANET FAGGOTS
6. Internet meme - That f@cking cat?
7. Spice or herb - Paprika
8. Thing that starts with M - Machicolation
9. Article of clothing - Boxers!
10. Pudding flavor - Butterscotch.... yum... :3
11. Natural disaster - Torndao x.x;
12. Color - Blue
13. Lawn ornament - The travelocity gnome? :o
14. Type of building - SPAAAAAAAA
15. Flammable substance - flesh >_>
16. Something in a lunchbox - the sad unused napkin
17. Sea creature - NEMO!!!!!!!
18. Geometric shape - Kliener bottle (sp?)
19. Time of day - 09:00
20. Electronic device - Lamp
21. Reason for being late - Cancer... of the butt... got it from your mom... after we had buttsex... five times... in your bed... ok I'll go sit down. >..>;
22. Vegetable - Broccoli
23. Element - H2SO4
24. Dessert - CAEK
25. Historical event - That one time at Band Camp
26. Two-digit number - 42
27. Character in The Wizard of Oz - Suicide Munchkin! =D
28. Item in a freezer - Walt Disney's head. >_>;
29. Torture device - Barney and/or Boobah D:
30. Disease - AIDS
31. Something on the floor of a movie theater - popcorn gone to waste. D:
32. Mexican dish - TAQUITO!!!!!!!!!!!! :3 *pokes Dogma*
33. Something slimy - A slug.
34. FA emoticon - :3
35. Sandwich - peanut buttah