1. Kitchen appliance - Oven COCKer
2. Salty snack - COCK
3. Body part - COCK
4. Farm animal - COCKerel
5. Planet in our solar system - URANUS
6. Internet meme - Yo Dawg, we heard yo like Yoyos, so we put yo dawg on yo yoyo so yo can yoyo yo dawg while yo dawg yoyos, dawg
7. Spice or herb - COCK Seasoning
8. Thing that starts with M - MMMMM COCK
9. Article of clothing - ASS
10. Pudding flavor - COCK
11. Natural disaster - Look to the skies, it's a COCK
12. Color - A mixture of purple and COCK
13. Lawn ornament - A wall of DICKS
14. Type of building -COCKttage
15. Flammable substance - COCK covered in petrol
16. Something in a lunchbox - Swiss Rolls
17. Sea creature - WATER COCK
18. Geometric shape - COCK-Shaped
19. Time of day - Sex O'COCK
20. Electronic device - ELECTRO-COCK
21. Reason for being late - Something to do with COCK
22. Vegetable - COOOCK
23. Element - Electric, 'cos my COCK is SHOCKING
24. Dessert - COCK makes for three-course meals
25. Historical event - World War WANK
26. Two-digit number - I got two digits for you bbz
27. Character in The Wizard of Oz - The Witch; she was a right COCK
28. Item in a freezer - FROZEN CONCENTRATE
29. Torture device - COCK
30. Disease - THE GAY
31. Something on the floor of a movie theater - PERVERT'S DISMEMBERED COCK
32. Mexican dish - Roast COCK with a side of PUBES
33. Something slimy -
34. FA emoticon - FA doesn't have a cock emoticon
35. Sandwich - COCK BETWEEN TWO COCKS MIXED WITH COCK AND A SIDE OF COCK