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The life of a artist on the internet.
5 years ago
Artist: Hey, everyone! Look at what I drew!
Fan: Awesome! Now draw ________. Thanks.
Artist: Look at this OC I made!
Fan: Hey, let me see that... ...Hey everyone! Look at this OC I made!
Artist: I don't do requests.
Fan: So, I got a request...
Artist: This commission will be...
Fan: Wait. You want me to PAY you?
Artist: Please don't roleplay my characters.
Fan: Your character suddenly loves snuff.
Artist: I DO NOT do requests.
Fan: Hey.
Fan: Hey.
Fan: Hey.
Fan: Hey.
Fan: Hey.
Fan: Hey.
Artist: WHAT?!
Fan: ...So I got a request.
Artist: Hey, I drew some SFW. Pretty proud of it.
Fan: ...Huh? What?
Artist: ...I also drew a naked butt...
Fan: Masterpiece! Glorious! I've already jerked to this twelve times!
Artist: Hey! This is my character!
Fan: I don't see your signature.
Artist: You cropped it out...
Fan: Report my account then. I dare you.
Artist: *Reports account*
Artist: This is my character, but she's...green.
Fan: Therefore, she's my character.
Fan: *Makes an awful comment*
Artist: What the fuck...
Other fan: It was probably a typo...
Artist: *Makes a post that encourages comments*
Post: 3 Comments - 100 Retweets - 3000 Likes
Artist: *Makes a poll*
Artist: So, what should I draw?
*Character no one knows or character everyone knows*
Poll: 1%-99%
Artist: *Makes a non-art post*
Fans: Hmm? You say somethin'? Where's the boobs?
Artist: *Makes a poll*
Artist: So, I need your deciding something...
*Obvious answer they want you to pick or why would you pick this answer*
Poll: 100%-0%
Artist: Thanks for helping me with this tough decision.
Artist: *Draws a fetish*
Fan: So, what I'm understanding from this is that you'll only draw this from now on, right?
Artist: *Notices mistake after posting an hour later*
Artist: Sorry, I had to fix a glaring mistake.
Fans: What mistake?
Artist: *Makes a poll*
Artist: Which should I focus on?
*Animation or regular drawings?*
Poll: 50-50
Artist: *Suddenly disappears from internet*
Fan: So, I got a request.
Onto the flipside
Artist: *Makes tons of generally tame nsfw art*
Artist: *Suddenly posts a far too great amount of netorare*
Artist: *Has been drawing exclusively females*
Artist: Welp. Time to start drawing only males now.
Artist: *Makes a character*
Artist: This character will have sex with anyone.
Fan: Do you have any hetero-
Artist: No.
Artist: *Draw a thicc female*
Fan: Cool. Surely they have more art of women.
Artist: There was and only will be, one.
Artist: *Draw a wife*
Fan: So, she's gonna have sex with her husband, right?
Artist: *Laughs in ntr*
Fan: Awesome! Now draw ________. Thanks.
Artist: Look at this OC I made!
Fan: Hey, let me see that... ...Hey everyone! Look at this OC I made!
Artist: I don't do requests.
Fan: So, I got a request...
Artist: This commission will be...
Fan: Wait. You want me to PAY you?
Artist: Please don't roleplay my characters.
Fan: Your character suddenly loves snuff.
Artist: I DO NOT do requests.
Fan: Hey.
Fan: Hey.
Fan: Hey.
Fan: Hey.
Fan: Hey.
Fan: Hey.
Artist: WHAT?!
Fan: ...So I got a request.
Artist: Hey, I drew some SFW. Pretty proud of it.
Fan: ...Huh? What?
Artist: ...I also drew a naked butt...
Fan: Masterpiece! Glorious! I've already jerked to this twelve times!
Artist: Hey! This is my character!
Fan: I don't see your signature.
Artist: You cropped it out...
Fan: Report my account then. I dare you.
Artist: *Reports account*
Artist: This is my character, but she's...green.
Fan: Therefore, she's my character.
Fan: *Makes an awful comment*
Artist: What the fuck...
Other fan: It was probably a typo...
Artist: *Makes a post that encourages comments*
Post: 3 Comments - 100 Retweets - 3000 Likes
Artist: *Makes a poll*
Artist: So, what should I draw?
*Character no one knows or character everyone knows*
Poll: 1%-99%
Artist: *Makes a non-art post*
Fans: Hmm? You say somethin'? Where's the boobs?
Artist: *Makes a poll*
Artist: So, I need your deciding something...
*Obvious answer they want you to pick or why would you pick this answer*
Poll: 100%-0%
Artist: Thanks for helping me with this tough decision.
Artist: *Draws a fetish*
Fan: So, what I'm understanding from this is that you'll only draw this from now on, right?
Artist: *Notices mistake after posting an hour later*
Artist: Sorry, I had to fix a glaring mistake.
Fans: What mistake?
Artist: *Makes a poll*
Artist: Which should I focus on?
*Animation or regular drawings?*
Poll: 50-50
Artist: *Suddenly disappears from internet*
Fan: So, I got a request.
Onto the flipside
Artist: *Makes tons of generally tame nsfw art*
Artist: *Suddenly posts a far too great amount of netorare*
Artist: *Has been drawing exclusively females*
Artist: Welp. Time to start drawing only males now.
Artist: *Makes a character*
Artist: This character will have sex with anyone.
Fan: Do you have any hetero-
Artist: No.
Artist: *Draw a thicc female*
Fan: Cool. Surely they have more art of women.
Artist: There was and only will be, one.
Artist: *Draw a wife*
Fan: So, she's gonna have sex with her husband, right?
Artist: *Laughs in ntr*
