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16 years ago
Oh hai. Meme stolen from multiple people.
If you were a _______, what would you be?
1. Kitchen appliance - Blender.
2. Salty snack - Popcorn.
3. Body part - Hyoid bone.
4. Farm animal - Pony.
5. Planet in our solar system - Pluto. I AM SO A PLANET.
6. Internet meme - Those stupid Facebook quizzes.
7. Spice or herb - Saffron.
8. Thing that starts with M - Monster.
9. Article of clothing - Corset.
10. Pudding flavor - Caramel.
11. Natural disaster - The apocalypse.
12. Color - Blood red.
14. Type of building - That crazy skyscraper in Dubai.
15. Flammable substance - Napalm.
16. Something in a lunchbox - Chocolate bar.
17. Sea creature - Dragonfish.
18. Geometric shape - Archimedean spiral.
19. Time of day - The witching hour.
20. Electronic device - The camera that's hidden in your bathroom.
21. Reason for being late - Don't give a fuck.
22. Vegetable - Sweet potato.
23. Element - Francium.
24. Dessert - Pavlova.
25. Historical event - The Big Bang.
26. Two-digit number - 37.
27. Character in The Wizard of Oz - The Witch of the East.
28. Item in a freezer - Severed body parts.
29. Torture device - The rack.
30. Disease - Cancer.
31. Something on the floor of a movie theater - Jaffa.
32. Mexican dish - Enchilada.
33. Something slimy - One of those weird jelly blobs that wash up on the beach.
34. FA emoticon - O_o
35. Sandwich - Chicken schnitzel and salad on foccacia. Classy.
In other news:
- My dog was killed yesterday by a brown snake :( She was a lovely animal, super-affectionate and basically a cute little white fluffball. Doubtless she was defending her humans, because she killed it on the back veranda and then crawled off to die under the trampoline. The snake would probably have gotten my older brother if the dog hadn't gotten to it first. Poor puppy. I can't believe I'll never see her again :(
- I has a job once more. Literally the day my previous one officially ended, I was re-employed. I'm awesome.
- Still no car, unfortunately. Went to pull all the junk from my smashed-up one today, including my shiny CD player. Poor car. I'll miss you.
- My boyfriend needs to learn to trust my opinion when it comes to choosing simmer sauces. I am always right, and he is always wrong. We'll all be happier once he learns this.
If you were a _______, what would you be?
1. Kitchen appliance - Blender.
2. Salty snack - Popcorn.
3. Body part - Hyoid bone.
4. Farm animal - Pony.
5. Planet in our solar system - Pluto. I AM SO A PLANET.
6. Internet meme - Those stupid Facebook quizzes.
7. Spice or herb - Saffron.
8. Thing that starts with M - Monster.
9. Article of clothing - Corset.
10. Pudding flavor - Caramel.
11. Natural disaster - The apocalypse.
12. Color - Blood red.
14. Type of building - That crazy skyscraper in Dubai.
15. Flammable substance - Napalm.
16. Something in a lunchbox - Chocolate bar.
17. Sea creature - Dragonfish.
18. Geometric shape - Archimedean spiral.
19. Time of day - The witching hour.
20. Electronic device - The camera that's hidden in your bathroom.
21. Reason for being late - Don't give a fuck.
22. Vegetable - Sweet potato.
23. Element - Francium.
24. Dessert - Pavlova.
25. Historical event - The Big Bang.
26. Two-digit number - 37.
27. Character in The Wizard of Oz - The Witch of the East.
28. Item in a freezer - Severed body parts.
29. Torture device - The rack.
30. Disease - Cancer.
31. Something on the floor of a movie theater - Jaffa.
32. Mexican dish - Enchilada.
33. Something slimy - One of those weird jelly blobs that wash up on the beach.
34. FA emoticon - O_o
35. Sandwich - Chicken schnitzel and salad on foccacia. Classy.
In other news:
- My dog was killed yesterday by a brown snake :( She was a lovely animal, super-affectionate and basically a cute little white fluffball. Doubtless she was defending her humans, because she killed it on the back veranda and then crawled off to die under the trampoline. The snake would probably have gotten my older brother if the dog hadn't gotten to it first. Poor puppy. I can't believe I'll never see her again :(
- I has a job once more. Literally the day my previous one officially ended, I was re-employed. I'm awesome.
- Still no car, unfortunately. Went to pull all the junk from my smashed-up one today, including my shiny CD player. Poor car. I'll miss you.
- My boyfriend needs to learn to trust my opinion when it comes to choosing simmer sauces. I am always right, and he is always wrong. We'll all be happier once he learns this.
