Waylon and the goddamn fucking 'rona
5 years ago
General
I like to imagine that Waylon would actually take the 'rona very seriously and wear a mask, sanitize and socially distance, since he'd wanna make sure he's healthy and doesn't wanna give the 'rona to his smol shy-guy.
But then, one day, he's doing a job and one of the guys isn't wearing a mask because freedumb. So Waylon just fucking eats him out of spite.
But while Shy's swooning at dat huge scaly belly and rubbing it all over, nuzzling it with his face, he realizes mid-rub that, "Wait, what if the guy you ate was infected?"
Cue the bloated scaly boi pausing like, ".....Shit. Uh...d'ya think drinkin' Lysol's cool if yer metahuman?"
Pandemics are hard for preds too, homies.
But then, one day, he's doing a job and one of the guys isn't wearing a mask because freedumb. So Waylon just fucking eats him out of spite.
But while Shy's swooning at dat huge scaly belly and rubbing it all over, nuzzling it with his face, he realizes mid-rub that, "Wait, what if the guy you ate was infected?"
Cue the bloated scaly boi pausing like, ".....Shit. Uh...d'ya think drinkin' Lysol's cool if yer metahuman?"
Pandemics are hard for preds too, homies.
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This might possibly be because I've imagined "freedumb" people getting nommed for their silliness...I will neither confirm nor deny this...
Sincerely,
The Cheshire Cat's Master