So as I sit here on my couch, stuffing 50 sticks of string cheese into my face and contemplating life, I've decided to pop on FA and yap at you guys :V

First off, if anyone out there is interested in commissioning art from me tonight, my cheese stuffed ass would most humbly appreciate it! Things around here aren't "bad" necessarily, but shits happening a lot faster than we anticipated, and we need to come up with an assload of money quick! THERE WILL BE BUTT KISSING ABOUND IF YOU COMMISSION MEEEEEE!!

So, run down on life. Ya'll know from previous journals about the dumpster fire of a living situation we're in with our upstairs neighbors and the landlord. Basically, the dude upstairs and the walrus he fucks are from the deepest grossest parts of hell, and the innocent sound of babies laughing throws them into a frenzy of rage. In other words, they hate kids, and are freaking the fuck out over the sounds of our 4 and 3 year old running around in our downstairs apartment. We've dished out money on carpets and padding, but there's no stopping the kids. What they are doing is 200% normal for children their age. But despite that, they've unleashed a campaign of harrassment thats included jumping up and down on our ceiling, screaming at us from their window, and Christmas eve, coming downstairs and getting into my husband's face and threatening to beat him up. lolol Mind you, the guy is old as fuck XD Recently, they vandalized our backyard fence, so we set up security cameras. We've captured some hilarious videos of them dancing in front of the camera while flipping it off that I may make into a music video later down the road when I have more time.

What pisses me off though, is a lot of what they are saying about the kids are straight up lies, being said to make us look worse than we are and get us kicked out. Well, it worked. Because they've been long time residence here, the landlord is believing their word over ours, and is trying to evict us. Now considering everything that's happened with them over the last several months, I'm not sad at all about leaving. We don't deserve this bullshit, and neither do ours kids. But legally, we can't be evicted for child noise. The law protects against that, and doing so is a form of housing discrimination. We got a lawyer, and we're currently preparing to fight this in court next month.

As you all know, we were approved for a home loan, but the housing market is a joke right now, and won't pick up until spring, That's when we were planning to buy a house. If we leave now, we can stay with my mom until we get our house, but I'll be damned if we're being "evicted". We're going to fight it so they allow us to break our lease and allow us to leave on our own peacefully and with no penalty. Something we have a very good chance of winning.

So yeah, shits not great, but it could be way worse. The great thing about it is dealing with Old Man Sleezo, and his wife, Harambe, as brought my husband and I together in ways we haven't connected on in years! Nothing ignites the romance in a relationship than pissing off scumbags together!