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How I identify gender between vehicles.
5 years ago
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I get asked this question a lot.. I always give out the same answer. So to save time for myself this will be a copy pasta shortcut. Maybe you can help add to this.
In order to understand how I came to this classification I followed what nature does naturally.
Typically male species have more defining traits to them. Such as a male lion's mane, the body build of a gorilla, the more vivid color of giraffes, orcas having slightly smaller scale, and even spiders having longer hair to make themselves look bigger.
So to me the vehicle that has cutouts, features, ridges, colors, and complexity are males.
When it comes to color they have everything other than grayscale and other bland colors. Which includes all shades of white to black. As well as beige, gold, brown, tan, and some of the more darker colors like dark blue. The brighter the pigment the more male the car is. The more bland and hidden in plain sight they are? Female.
When it comes to size it varies. Trucks? Male trucks are always bigger than the female. Cars? The 4 door sedans are the female cars while the coupes are male. Vans? They are almost identical in size. Wagons? The male wagons are actually smaller than the females. Some cases have the males bigger than their counterpart and vice versa. The most common listed above typically being the case.
Wehen it comes to gender fluidity I see it as the paint scheme. Two tone paint, depending on the color, will identify what the vehicle is and what he's into. Bright on bright colors absent anything grayscale or bland means the car identifies as male, but is attracted to males. A car that has two tone bright on dark colors means it identifies as either gay or straight, but is attracted to the opposite sex still. And vice versa. It can be a three way street on that note though depending on where the color is placed. On the outer shell, undercarriage, interior. All of the color found on the vehicle helps identify what it is into.
When it comes to accessories and add ons? Typically it is the male vehicle that has extra features while the females have less add ons. But this can vary between the two genders. The more common find favoring males over females. More male cars have altered features than females. Most female modded cars have maybe one or two modifications on them while males don't hold back.
And finally the last thing that helps me identify if a vehicle is male or female? Why the undercarriage of course. Female vehicles typically have covered undercarriages while male vehicles couldn't care less about keeping their bits super clean. Although some male vehicles are made this way, the best way to find out if it truly is a male car is if his undercarriage cover is coming off. That means the vehicle is male. The male needs the ability to swiftly engage and disengage his male parts... Undercarriage covers just get in the way.
Female cars missing their undercarriage covers will complain with engine problems. They just can't go on without that cover.
I hope this helps people in the future. I get asked this a lot so if you have something to add please use the comment section below.
In order to understand how I came to this classification I followed what nature does naturally.
Typically male species have more defining traits to them. Such as a male lion's mane, the body build of a gorilla, the more vivid color of giraffes, orcas having slightly smaller scale, and even spiders having longer hair to make themselves look bigger.
So to me the vehicle that has cutouts, features, ridges, colors, and complexity are males.
When it comes to color they have everything other than grayscale and other bland colors. Which includes all shades of white to black. As well as beige, gold, brown, tan, and some of the more darker colors like dark blue. The brighter the pigment the more male the car is. The more bland and hidden in plain sight they are? Female.
When it comes to size it varies. Trucks? Male trucks are always bigger than the female. Cars? The 4 door sedans are the female cars while the coupes are male. Vans? They are almost identical in size. Wagons? The male wagons are actually smaller than the females. Some cases have the males bigger than their counterpart and vice versa. The most common listed above typically being the case.
Wehen it comes to gender fluidity I see it as the paint scheme. Two tone paint, depending on the color, will identify what the vehicle is and what he's into. Bright on bright colors absent anything grayscale or bland means the car identifies as male, but is attracted to males. A car that has two tone bright on dark colors means it identifies as either gay or straight, but is attracted to the opposite sex still. And vice versa. It can be a three way street on that note though depending on where the color is placed. On the outer shell, undercarriage, interior. All of the color found on the vehicle helps identify what it is into.
When it comes to accessories and add ons? Typically it is the male vehicle that has extra features while the females have less add ons. But this can vary between the two genders. The more common find favoring males over females. More male cars have altered features than females. Most female modded cars have maybe one or two modifications on them while males don't hold back.
And finally the last thing that helps me identify if a vehicle is male or female? Why the undercarriage of course. Female vehicles typically have covered undercarriages while male vehicles couldn't care less about keeping their bits super clean. Although some male vehicles are made this way, the best way to find out if it truly is a male car is if his undercarriage cover is coming off. That means the vehicle is male. The male needs the ability to swiftly engage and disengage his male parts... Undercarriage covers just get in the way.
Female cars missing their undercarriage covers will complain with engine problems. They just can't go on without that cover.
I hope this helps people in the future. I get asked this a lot so if you have something to add please use the comment section below.
if the energy is heavy it is male and if it is light, it is female
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Can't wait to see him. Maybe after I get thumper his exhaust I'll finally post him up here.