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My weird dreams.
4 years ago
Lately, I've been writing down some of my weirdo dreams on a notepad file on my laptop. Decided to share them on here because why not. (Might add more to this from time to time.)
- I was back in elementary school and my class went on a field trip to Dairy Queen. When the bus went back to school, I got left behind while I was busy counting my leftover change and I wandered around town for what seemed like hours. When it got dark out, a friendly dog showed up and led me to a room in someone's house to sleep for the night. At the house, I was later woken up by a creepy guy asking if I'd seen a guy who was secretly working on a new Oreo cookie flavor. When I said I didn't know, I was then captured by the guy and he tried to force me into talking by using a hole puncher to punch holes in the pages of my bible. I woke up very confused.
- I was in the process of adopting a cat off of Petfinder that had a lot of odd requirements, one of which was "Don't perform any religious dances around him".
- I had a boyfriend (I've never even dated) who somehow got pregnant with our children without intercourse. Frog noises came from his stomach when the babies were ready to be born.
- I met a wild meerkat while I was gathering grocery carts in the parking lot at work. After my shift ended the meerkat and I sat in a tree eating bananas and then we decided to go on an adventure together. Said adventure involved us walking all the way to my aunt's house.
- My pet fish began to shrink in size because I wasn't feeding them enough.
- My family and I went to see a movie only to find that our local cinema had been replaced with a big fancy hotel overnight. You had to rent a hotel room in order to watch a movie.
- I suddenly had the ability to understand what animals were saying. I went to rescue a bunch of pets that had been kidnapped from their homes and we all escaped from their captors in a bus and had an exciting chase scene. My alarm woke me up just as it was getting good.
- I met Sean "The Smeghead" Moore (YouTuber) while visiting California and we had lunch together.
- A special edition of The Phantom Menace was released where Anakin was replaced with a CGI scorpion and Jar-Jar was now voiced by Richard Kind.
- I was back in elementary school and my class went on a field trip to Dairy Queen. When the bus went back to school, I got left behind while I was busy counting my leftover change and I wandered around town for what seemed like hours. When it got dark out, a friendly dog showed up and led me to a room in someone's house to sleep for the night. At the house, I was later woken up by a creepy guy asking if I'd seen a guy who was secretly working on a new Oreo cookie flavor. When I said I didn't know, I was then captured by the guy and he tried to force me into talking by using a hole puncher to punch holes in the pages of my bible. I woke up very confused.
- I was in the process of adopting a cat off of Petfinder that had a lot of odd requirements, one of which was "Don't perform any religious dances around him".
- I had a boyfriend (I've never even dated) who somehow got pregnant with our children without intercourse. Frog noises came from his stomach when the babies were ready to be born.
- I met a wild meerkat while I was gathering grocery carts in the parking lot at work. After my shift ended the meerkat and I sat in a tree eating bananas and then we decided to go on an adventure together. Said adventure involved us walking all the way to my aunt's house.
- My pet fish began to shrink in size because I wasn't feeding them enough.
- My family and I went to see a movie only to find that our local cinema had been replaced with a big fancy hotel overnight. You had to rent a hotel room in order to watch a movie.
- I suddenly had the ability to understand what animals were saying. I went to rescue a bunch of pets that had been kidnapped from their homes and we all escaped from their captors in a bus and had an exciting chase scene. My alarm woke me up just as it was getting good.
- I met Sean "The Smeghead" Moore (YouTuber) while visiting California and we had lunch together.
- A special edition of The Phantom Menace was released where Anakin was replaced with a CGI scorpion and Jar-Jar was now voiced by Richard Kind.
