It is written that you, Your Majesty, ARE GAY.

Haha. I've been trying to get that damn URL thing down for ages. Now that that's done with...

Hi. Time for a new journal, it feels like. I'm done being angry for the time being. This sucks... I only produce good art when I'm upset, apparently. Total writer's/art block now... not good, considering that I've left my homework until the last minute AGAIN. Oh well. It'll get done... somehow... *calls nerd*

Soooo... I wound up spending the day in a pizza shop yesterday. I learned how to make this pasta stuff called Penne a la Vodka... with real vodka. It was pretty cool, watching the pan go up in flames... I like fire... FIRE! Also, I spent over six hours in transit, total. Such a great day. X3

Being broke sucks. I hate ittt. But, I keep spending money on ridiculous things. Like, I want a new kitty hat, which will run me $38. Also, I want a pair of handcuffs... if you value your current opinion of me, don't ask.

Well, that's all... gotta get back to homework, and such. Oh, who am I kidding, I'll go play Halo, then do my homework at one in the morning, as usual.

One last thing... Moses said to Rameses, "Let my people GO." To which Rameses replied, "WHAT DID YOU SAY, NIGGA?"

P.S. I bought the handcuffs. Wearing them now, actually... it's hard to type like this. I'm gonna see if I'm nice like Houdini... if I'm not, I MIGHT have to ask my mom to get them off. O_O