I haven't been talking about this much. I sort of like to keep some things to myself, but this has been going on for a while, so I will just lay it on the line. I have been, for about the last 6 months, stalked by a Care Bear. Now this person may not actually be a Care Bear. He may just be a person who likes Care Bears. And that is fine. I like Care Bears too. I have made a bunch of audio dramas about Care Bears. But this person is a few tiers above me in his obsession with them. I humbly bow down to his worship of them, and for that reason, I like to fantasize personally that he is, in fact, a real Care Bear who is stalking me over multiple accounts, desperately trying to get me to make more and more of them in a timely manner.

This Care Bear has been known to harass a number of people. I found this out through some very intricate research. He even went after a friend of mine. He has a strange habit of begging people for role play sessions over his own journal. It is an odd quirk, to be sure. To communicate to a particular person over one's journal is not a particularly standard way of talking to someone, but you must understand that Care Bears are not of our world. They fly around in vehicles made of cloud matter. They rely on complicated machinery just to know when someone is sad. It stands to reason that they would not fully understand how to internet like a normal person. For this reason, I think we should forgive them.

The stalking Care Bear has a number of accounts. (I won't be naming them so that this journal can happen unmolested.) He claims that each and every one of these accounts are different people with different genders assigned to them. Despite this claim, there are some extremely peculiar similarities in the structure of the user-names that he creates. When he chooses a profile picture, they tend to have a similar style; however, he does not always choose one. If he is not begging you for an RP, he is trying to rush you to make something for him. I was asked specifically to make an audio featuring Bright Heart Raccoon. I was expected to stop everything I was doing to make a Bright Heart Raccoon porn audio. With every waking moment of my day, this obsessive Care Bear expected me to throw everything side to make this glorious Bright Heart Raccoon audio. And to be honest... it probably would have been good if I had. But I didn't do it. Would you like to know why?

Honestly, I think this obsession isn't about me at all. I think it has much more to do with this mysterious Care Bear's obsession with the real deal. That's right. He's not just stalking me... He's been going after Bright Heart as well. Oh, yes. I am quite serious. No doubt he needs me to make a Bright Heart Raccoon audio so that he can use it in some way to lure the poor raccoon out of hiding. Oh, dear. This just won't do. I happen to like Bright Heart a lot. I can't "bear" the thought of him having to deal with this misguided fellow.

So in the interest of everything wonderful about dirty Care Bear fandoms, I have simply abstained from making any more of them until this stalker has desisted from pursuing these things from me. For a while, I thought he had, but he reared his cute, little head again recently. I am simply writing this so that all you not stalkery fans of my Car Bear stuff will understand exactly why I stopped making the KinkyHeart and other Care Bear audio dramas. It's how I am dealing with it. If someone pressures you to do something, don't give in. Just move on to something else. And as a devout hedonist, there is, for me, always something else to move on to.

But as to this poor Care Bear who stalks about outside the boundaries of his native Care-A-Lot, please hear me: I do hope you will find the comfort you need in your life. I forgive you entirely. Talk to the other Care Bears about this. Ask them for hugs. Talk to Swift Heart Rabbit most of all. I hear she has taken up nursing recently. I mean... she could have become a nurse or she might just like sucking on tits. Who can say? But in any case, seek help from your cute, little brethren... and may all your days in Care-A-Lot be peaceful. <3

~Buddy Tippet