If you got 00-10 [you need to get out of the fucking house]
If you got 11-20 [you watch fox news]
If you got 21-30 [your parents must be ashamed]
If you got 31-40 [You're on the highway to hell]
If you got 41-50 [YOU'RE FUCKING HARDCORE]
If you got 51-60 [YOU DANCE ALONG THE RAZORS EDGE]
If you got 61-69 [I'd be scared to know you]
If you got 70+ [you're not allowed within 100 feet of a school]
+++

[ ] punched the walmart greeter in the face
[x] stolen from a store
[ ] owned a fake ID
[x] broke something and blamed someone else
[ ] drank alcohol to the point of blacking out
[ ] not remembering a night
[ ] drank and drove
[ ] had a hangover
[ ] been so drunk/hungover you threw up
[ ] made yourself throw up
[x] woken up in someone elses bed
[x] fallen asleep beside a toilet
[ ] went to an AA meeting

Total: 4

[ ] gotten into a fight
[x] killed something
[ ] taken a dump in someone's shoe
[ ] nutted on an old womans face
[ ] flushed a kids gold fish down the toilet when you told them you were going to bury it/it was going to heaven
[ ] used drugs
[ ] a drug other than marijuana
[ ] used the bible in a hotel room to snort drugs off of
[ ] been to rehab

Total: 5

[ ] went to a strip club
[ ] worked at a strip club
[x] bought/watched porn
[ ] did porn
[ ] been walked in on
[ ] punched a hole through a wall
[ ] own a gun
[ ] had the police called on you
[ ] threw a party at your house

Total: 6

[ ] been arrested
[ ] spent more than a day in jail
[ ] been fired from a job
[ ] been asked to leave a store
[ ] played frisbee with a kid and threw it too hard and it hit them in the face
[x] threw a turd at someone (horse poop!)
[ ] Driven without a license
[ ] seen a psychologist

Total: 7

[x] had a crush on someone who wasn't single
[ ] kissed someone who wasn't single
[x] skipped school
[ ] made someone cry
[ ] gave someone a swirly
[ ] called one of your teachers/professors a hoe in front of them
[ ] streaked
[x] skinny dipped
[ ] did a keg stand

Total: 10

[ ] stolen gas
[ ] threw a milkshake at a car because they didn't stop at a cross walk and almost hit you
[x] enjoyed starbucks
[x] donated to charity
[ ] believed in santa claus past 7
[ ] called your parents out on being the tooth fairy/santa claus/easter bunny/ect
[ ] ran away from home
[ ] egged a house
[ ] forked someones yard

Total: 12

[x] set something on fire
[ ] ran from police
[ ] gotten away
[x] cheated on a test
[x] stolen money from someone
[ ] been called a slut
[ ] been okay with it
[ ] enjoy kinky bedroom activities
[x] had sex
[x] had sex with the opposite gender
[ ] had sex with the same gender
[ ] had sex with more than 1 person
[ ] drunk sex
[ ] had to do the walk of shame
[ ] left with less than your started with

Total: 17

[x] went to a con and lied to your parents about where you were really going
[ ] driven more than 12 hours straight
[ ] signed up your friends for you schools LARP club
[ ] made a homeless man do a dance for money
[ ] wished you did
[ ] downloaded more than 10g in media that you didn't pay for
[ ] keyed someones car
[ ] bumped into someones car and left
[ ] stolen a cars emblem
[x] forged documents

Total: 19

[ ] seen someone die
[x] been in a car accident
[ ] been to a party and ran when it got busted (was a fight party/club)
[ ] done sexual stuff inside a movie theater
[x] been in the fandom for more than 3 years
[ ] fapped to something on FA
[ ] been banned from FA
[ ] had your car towed
[ ] thought Kanye was cool



Final Tally: 21