What do you call a witch who goes to the beach? -- TlaiLaxu's Journal -- Fur Affinity [dot] net

King of Dragons | Registered: March 7, 2008 07:25:58 PM

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What do you call a witch who goes to the beach?

5 years ago General

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A sand-witch

8 Comments

Dracostar ~dracostar

Digital Artist

5 years ago

NO GO TO JAIL! That pun was bad *gets out the rolled up newspaper*

Ovamiat ~ovamiat

Amazonian Dragoness

5 years ago

Nah... you want to punish Drax? The easiest way to punish him is to tie his tongues together.

TlaiLaxu ~tlailaxu

King of Dragons

5 years ago

That would be like tying a knot with a hagfish

Ovamiat ~ovamiat

Amazonian Dragoness

5 years ago

You're telling a dragoness who can bend a steel beam (remember, kids, jet fuel can't melt 'em!) into the shape of a pretzel that it's impossible to tie your tongues together?

That sounds like a challenge, and I don't back down from a challenge, Drax.

This would also make for a very humorous pic or set of pics, by the way.

TlaiLaxu ~tlailaxu

King of Dragons

5 years ago

It's not about strength, it's about how hard it is to get a grip. Hagfish is very.... slippery

Ovamiat ~ovamiat

Amazonian Dragoness

5 years ago

*smiles evilly, then demonstrates her idea by dousing a rubber tube in cooking oil, then fumbling with it before simply skewering it with her claws, then smiles again before doing the Butt Scoot Boogie* SCOOT SCOOT SCOOT

TlaiLaxu ~tlailaxu

King of Dragons

5 years ago

But would you risk damaging the tounges and the ability to pleasure you?

Ovamiat ~ovamiat

Amazonian Dragoness

5 years ago

That's why it would be a punishment, Drax.

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