oreo debate [very fucking important]
4 years ago
i'm a stupid cumchugger who thinks about food too much
carrot cake oreos are the best tasting things currently but it's probly cos today was the first time i'd ever had one
otherwise i think the birthday cake oreos are pretty legit, regular or golden
ALSO i never got to try the tiramisu oreos, i saw them in the store forever ago but i was like, still in my weird fucking eating disorder shit back when i turned into a meat skeleton for a year but now it's too late cos i can't find those anymore
uhhhh also let's talk GIRTH--i love oreo filling, i'm sorry but mega stuf shit don't even cut it cos i'll be smooshing two or three cookies together cos i'm an insatiable sugar slut i guess, get out of here with that thin shit (although they're fine, still tasty)
BUT YEAH final verdict is that currently i think carrot cake and birthday cake oreos are the top 2
carrot cake oreos are the best tasting things currently but it's probly cos today was the first time i'd ever had one
otherwise i think the birthday cake oreos are pretty legit, regular or golden
ALSO i never got to try the tiramisu oreos, i saw them in the store forever ago but i was like, still in my weird fucking eating disorder shit back when i turned into a meat skeleton for a year but now it's too late cos i can't find those anymore
uhhhh also let's talk GIRTH--i love oreo filling, i'm sorry but mega stuf shit don't even cut it cos i'll be smooshing two or three cookies together cos i'm an insatiable sugar slut i guess, get out of here with that thin shit (although they're fine, still tasty)
BUT YEAH final verdict is that currently i think carrot cake and birthday cake oreos are the top 2
FA+

Oreos are good though, sometimes I get them while I'm at work. I only find the normal ones.. or they are in Milka-chocolate-bars, that shit is gud.
cookies n cream oreos
Birthday cake Oreos are my fave THEN carrot cake so I got it all flipped on ya. But always remember to keep your Oreos in the fridge. You ain't lived until you had cold Oreos dunked in cold milk, but don't dunk that shit sideways, that's a sin! I also really liked the caramel apple ones even though they're weird! But the one that got away that I have NEVER been able to find was the fabled Candy Corn Oreos that I swear was a glitch in the Matrix or something because they just DON'T exist!! Never got to try them and I really wanted to.
Those Mega stuff Oreos suck donkey balls. First of all, there's only like 8 cookies in um, and second, I couldn't dunk that shit in milk and take a bite without slobbering it all over my face like I'm a damn baby or some shit.
Did you know that Japan has special Oreos the way they have special KitKats? They've got a matcha flavored one that's pink with green filling. Now even if they taste like a fat clowns asshole, I'd still buy that shit just because that's the most metal shit I've ever heard rockin' hot pink Oreos!
also if i remember right, the mega stuff ones don't even taste the same as regular?? like they got a waxy aftertaste but idk, it's been a long time
and YEAH IVE SEEN THE MATCHA ONES
CHOCOLATE
OREOS
THAS ALL I GOTTA SAY BOUT THAT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N_Lm6PEVajs
I have a personal preference for the dark chocolate ones, but the double-stuff are still the OGs
it's like the fucking Death Stranding of munchies
These are actually a THING??!! O.O
The carrot cake is pretty decent, but damn the mint ones taste like girl guide cookies the mint thins!
What we NEED are Oreos with middle cookies separating the flavors, like those hamburgers with an extra bun in the middle. It would provide us with a decent ratio of cookie-to-creme.
that sounds like a fucking episode of Epic Meal Time
Heck, you could have one of the toppings be crumbled-up Oreos!