and now, a guide to identifying alt-right
4 years ago
General
You can identify alt-right literature in 3 easy questions! That's a number you can count to!
1) Did you laugh?
If you did not laugh: this is good. You are a special and unique pile of carbon ash struggling for self-justification of your meaningless existence. Therefore, anything that makes you laugh must inherently be a good thing; and since you are unquestionably good this means anything that does not make you laugh must inherently be evil.
If you did laugh: this is evil. Unless you are laughing at a straight white male, that's ok. But if you laugh at anyone else, you are demeaning them. This is evil. Only soulless conservatives laugh at people who aren't straight white males. Because that demeans them, and if someone were to catch you laughing at the expense of someone who isn't a straight white male they may think you're less than perfect.
- If you laughed, the material may be alt-right!
My advice: never laugh.
2) Are you offended?
If you are not offended: this is bad. It means you are becoming less sensitive. Report to Social Media University for Re-education immediately.
If you are offended: this is good. Remember that humans do not have free will, that means that the science of the universe has produced you and you are perfect by the universe's design ... therefore you are the judge of all that exists. As long as you are offended, you may pass judgement.
- If you are offended, the material is alt-right!
Now go forth and burn all literature that offends you!
1) Did you laugh?
If you did not laugh: this is good. You are a special and unique pile of carbon ash struggling for self-justification of your meaningless existence. Therefore, anything that makes you laugh must inherently be a good thing; and since you are unquestionably good this means anything that does not make you laugh must inherently be evil.
If you did laugh: this is evil. Unless you are laughing at a straight white male, that's ok. But if you laugh at anyone else, you are demeaning them. This is evil. Only soulless conservatives laugh at people who aren't straight white males. Because that demeans them, and if someone were to catch you laughing at the expense of someone who isn't a straight white male they may think you're less than perfect.
- If you laughed, the material may be alt-right!
My advice: never laugh.
2) Are you offended?
If you are not offended: this is bad. It means you are becoming less sensitive. Report to Social Media University for Re-education immediately.
If you are offended: this is good. Remember that humans do not have free will, that means that the science of the universe has produced you and you are perfect by the universe's design ... therefore you are the judge of all that exists. As long as you are offended, you may pass judgement.
- If you are offended, the material is alt-right!
Now go forth and burn all literature that offends you!
GrayKobold
~graykobold
I fucking love you
jonfreeman
~jonfreeman
OP
;) thanks
dickbuttimusprime
~dickbuttimusprime
Shit's crazy out in the world these days, man. FA is basically an extension of the Twitter leftmob, judging from their little "law" they tried to enforce during the humbug at the capitol.
jonfreeman
~jonfreeman
OP
powerhungry egocentric sociopaths gonna do their thing
dickbuttimusprime
~dickbuttimusprime
Powerhungry sociopaths, what will they dooooo
Tigerfan51087
~tigerfan51087
You're laughing; the punchline didn't involve a white guy and you're laughing.
jonfreeman
~jonfreeman
OP
oh shit!
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