You know, I've never made a journal that wasn't about submitting a story, so now seemed like a good time to start. I watched "1000 Ways to Die" on Spike TV a few weeks ago. That, combined with my recent experience of almost passing out from heat stroke after masturbating in a jacuzzi got me thinking. Yes, about how I need to get out more, but more importantly about how I would want to die. It's definitely heat stroke while having sex in a hot tub now. I don't know how that one never made the show. Odds are it's happened before. Right? Shut up...

So, on the off chance anyone is reading this, post how you would want to die if you had the choice. I guess I could hypotheticalize this one a little more to get you started. Let's say you're not too bummed about dying. You've lived a full life, done all you wanted to do, "Sowed your wild oats" and whatnot. And now you have like... heart cancer or something and have 72 hours to live anyway, so you decide to go out with a bang. Money is no object. You can't take it with you anyway. If you can't think of anything, we'll say physical impossibility or logical impracticality are no object as well. I'd really rather have something "Realistic" if such can be said about this kind of thing, but failing that, go nuts!