Ah, the questionaire: the Human Application Process.
19 years ago
General
Once more into the breeches, dear friends!
Can't find a way to break the ice? Use these questions and in mere MINUTES you can get all of the first date conversation out of the way without even going to the restaraunt.
Have a ball~
1. Can you cook?
2. What was your dream growing up?
3. What talent do you wish you had?
4. Favorite place?
5. Favorite vegetable?
6. What was the last book you read?
7. What zodiac sign are you ?
8. Any Tattoos and/or Piercings?
9. Worst Habit?
10. Do we know each other outside of Furaffinity?
11. What is your favorite sport?
12. Negative or Optimistic attitude?
13. What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator with me?
14. Worst thing to ever happen to you?
15. Tell me one weird fact about you:
16. Do you have any pets?
17. Do you know how to do the macerana?
18. What time is it where you are now?
19. Do you think clowns are cute or scary?
20. If you could change one thing about how you look, what would it be?
21. Would you be my crime partner or my conscience?
22. What color eyes do you have?
23. Ever been arrested?
24. Bottle or Draft?
25. If you won $10,000 dollars today, what would you do with it?
26. What kind of bubble gum do you prefer to chew?
27. What 's your favorite bar to hang at?
28. Do you believe in ghosts?
29. Favorite thing to do in your spare time?
30. Do you swear a lot?
31. Biggest pet peeve?
32. In one word, how would you describe yourself?
33. Will you repost this so I can fill it out and do the same for you?
Have a ball~
1. Can you cook?
2. What was your dream growing up?
3. What talent do you wish you had?
4. Favorite place?
5. Favorite vegetable?
6. What was the last book you read?
7. What zodiac sign are you ?
8. Any Tattoos and/or Piercings?
9. Worst Habit?
10. Do we know each other outside of Furaffinity?
11. What is your favorite sport?
12. Negative or Optimistic attitude?
13. What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator with me?
14. Worst thing to ever happen to you?
15. Tell me one weird fact about you:
16. Do you have any pets?
17. Do you know how to do the macerana?
18. What time is it where you are now?
19. Do you think clowns are cute or scary?
20. If you could change one thing about how you look, what would it be?
21. Would you be my crime partner or my conscience?
22. What color eyes do you have?
23. Ever been arrested?
24. Bottle or Draft?
25. If you won $10,000 dollars today, what would you do with it?
26. What kind of bubble gum do you prefer to chew?
27. What 's your favorite bar to hang at?
28. Do you believe in ghosts?
29. Favorite thing to do in your spare time?
30. Do you swear a lot?
31. Biggest pet peeve?
32. In one word, how would you describe yourself?
33. Will you repost this so I can fill it out and do the same for you?
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2. What was your dream growing up? I wanted super powers and the love of a young maiden. I still want them, but the young maiden has filled out quite a bit as time went by.
3. What talent do you wish you had? The suave to pick up a girl as crazy as myself.
4. Favorite place? Home, in my room, burning from incense and sipping some tea.
5. Favorite vegetable? Salted cucumbers.
6. What was the last book you read? Eldest, second of the Inheritance trilogy
7. What zodiac sign are you ? Cancer!
8. Any Tattoos and/or Piercings? No, but I have a birthmark that others have told me looks like a dragon. I plan on getting it filled out by my tattoo-artist sister.
9. Worst Habit? I fidget verbally, sometimes uttering nonsense when I'm bored or otherwise.
10. Do we know each other outside of Furaffinity? I know everyone! They just don't know me yet.
11. What is your favorite sport? I played tennis, but I haven't had the chance to play lately.
12. Negative or Optimistic attitude? Negative. That way I feel better when something good happens and not so bad when it doesn't.
13. What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator with me? I may do things that I would not be responsible for.
14. Worst thing to ever happen to you? My dog had a litter of puppies, but they all died because of a parasite that me and the vet didn't catch in time. I felt bad for a while after that.
15. Tell me one weird fact about you: I have no secrets; you can ask me anything about myself and I'll tell you outright.
16. Do you have any pets? Several, mostly dogs, but the one pet I truly call my own is my calico Japanese bobtail kitten named Ida.
17. Do you know how to do the macerana? ...You just had to remind me, didn't you? I had to learn that thing to pass music class. MUSIC! What the fudge!?
18. What time is it where you are now? 1:30 in the AM.
19. Do you think clowns are cute or scary? The only good clown is a clown in pain.
20. If you could change one thing about how you look, what would it be? I would rid myself of the gene that gives me my horrible skin. Acne sucks.
21. Would you be my crime partner or my conscience? Conscience, unless the crime is really, really funny.
22. What color eyes do you have? Brown
23. Ever been arrested? Nope
24. Bottle or Draft? What?
25. If you won $10,000 dollars today, what would you do with it? Give all but three thousand to my mom, let the rest stew in a savings account.
26. What kind of bubble gum do you prefer to chew? Any kind. Sometimes several at once.
27. What 's your favorite bar to hang at? One year away from being able to drink, and I wouldn't go to a bar in SC if you paid me.
28. Do you believe in ghosts? Sure. My brother says he can see them, my aunt works in paranormal studies, and I've seen stranger things happen.
29. Favorite thing to do in your spare time? Write. Porn too.
30. Do you swear a lot? Too much, mostly inadvertently.
31. Biggest pet peeve? Being told I can't do something.
32. In one word, how would you describe yourself? "Why?"
Just wondering...
2. There was this one, where I was in a spacesuit being attacked by Zombies...
3. the ability to detect when I am procrastinating.
4. Favorit spot is that little streamside area behind the local library. Never seem to find the time to go there, though.
5. Summer Squash, with garlic an mushrooms, cooked up in olive oil and herbs!
6. Inventions Nessesity was not the mother of.
7. Capricorn
8. No Tattoos, no piercings, but a couple of wierd scars
9. I Tend to get distracted, and forget what I was trying to say.
10. Possibly, but you might have seen me and then kept looking.
11. Could possibly work up some enthusiasem for Hocky, or Curling.
12. Yes
13. Open mike night for Kareoke(Dont know how to spell edition!)
14. Stepped on a piece of broken bottle when I was 3, I now have a triangular scar on the sole of my left foot. I also had a tendancy to slip and hit my head on a yearly basis up untill last year.
15. Wierd? Aint notthing wierd about me, just your average burger jocky.
16. Personaly, I think the Gray long haired tabby would argue that I am his pet, that is when he has not mistaken me for his scratching post/heated sleeping mat.
17. Nope, never learned it. Watched others doing it, and wonderd if there was mental illness involved somewhere.
18. Toofrigginearliy! AM
19. I think clowns have there use, ther is this one who come into my workplace once a month durring the warmer half of the year, who has this trick with the Long Balloons...
20. I had longger hair once, then a few months back I shaved it off. I want it back, I just spent the coldes winter I ever have, and it was not even that cold a year!
21. I try to talk people out of things that are wrong, but at times go along to try and keep them safe.
22. Dark Brown! Really dark, once mistaken for black eyes...
23. Never
24. Bottled Gingerale, but I prefer canned. Never found it in draft style.
25. Would buy helth insurance.
26. Juicy Fruit, or Beemans...
27. I kind of like the Uneven bars, if the cute girl is working them. prefer to watch the floor exercises though...
28. Yup, though none have taken the time to look me up.
29. Reply to postings, look into improving my own storys, endlessly re-compleat games I have already beaten into the ground...
30. Nah, but I have been known to say 'Crud' alot. And 'Darn'
31. Being told something will be done/sent/given, and then finding out that nothing has.
32. Confusing.