I would consider myself to be a realistic vore writer purely based on my interests. I like to stay as true to the digestive system as humanly possible. But as some of you can imagine, vore isn't exactly a very realistic fetish. Obviously, I don't write completely true to our world and use fantasy elements like dragons and extinct animals that don't exist anymore or at all! Not to mention just how blatantly impossible full-tour would be in any capacity. So the more I think about it, the more I realize I'm not actually that realistic with my depictions. So what would realistic vore look like?

I'm going to go over some potentially sensitive topics, diving into the cesspool of what exactly vore would look like in real life. This is clearly just speculation, and I don't suggest anyone try to perform any sort of vorish fantasy in real life. There are numerous ethics involved regarding animal rights and the blatant threat of death surrounding a vorish fantasy turned real and under no circumstances should be performed in real life.

Now, that being said, what exactly would vore look like IRL? And what would be the most realistic method of achieving such a fantasy?

Soft Oral Vore: Probably the most popular method, and for a good reason. Soft vore is when a predator swallows a prey whole without chewing. A dangerous feat for the pred, almost entirely unrealistic IRL. There is just no reason to swallow your food whole, it takes longer to digest and increasing the risk of choking. That being said there are plenty of animals that swallow their food whole, namely the snake. Not many other animals will willingly swallow their food whole, but some are fully capable of it.

Whales come to mind first, yet almost all of them would be incapable of swallowing something as large as a human, their throats are just far too narrow. That leaves just one option, the sperm whale. It is still not entirely clear whether a sperm whale is capable of performing such an act, but it is speculated that they may be able to. Though, the act would most certainly kill the whale in the process as its stomach is designed to deal with bony prey such as a human. Their intestines are not very large, only big enough to pass squid beaks using a special secretion called ambergris. Even then, the beaks aren't much larger than a loonie and even then can cause problems. So it is theoretically possible but not ethical in the slightest.

Snakes are a bit more flexible, as their anatomy allows them to swallow things far wider than their heads. The green anaconda is the largest snake in terms of mass, capable of growing up to 25 feet long and weighing as much as 550 lbs. Snakes are well documented for eating large things, no reason it wouldn't be possible to eat a human. So let's say a snake has found you, one big enough to eat you. If it were hungry enough, it probably would. However, snakes like the anaconda are constrictors that choke their prey to death before eating them. So, you would be squeezed to death before you even got eaten. So, that might be a bit of a boner killer for almost everyone.

Finally, we have the section of preds that are technically capable of swallowing someone whole. Starting off, we have the saltwater crocodile. Very big mouths and throats, they could theoretically swallow someone whole. However, they like to rip and tear their food into chunks, not often that one would choose to swallow something whole. Even if they did, crocodiles are known for swallowing rocks and pebbles to manage buoyancy and aid digestion. So that eliminates any potential for an enjoyable stomach experience. The great white shark should make an appearance, though other sharks might be capable as well. The same problem as the crocodile, they have teeth for a reason.

Now that about covers most if not all the potential preds capable of swallowing a human. A very short list compared to what some might believe. I'm not an expert here, I don't claim to be either. I'm just speculating. Now, let's say you lucked out and found an animal capable and willing to swallow you whole and alive. Great, the only problem is that you probably won't be alive by the time you reach the stomach. Air is kinda essential, and while the average atmosphere of a stomach is about 17% oxygen, there's a whopping 6-9% CO2 living down there as well. Now you might be saying, "big woop, there's CO2 in our atmosphere already, so what's the big deal?" Well, that's true, but our atmosphere is only about 0.04% CO2. Increasing that amount by any amount and you will start to have problems. At about 0.1% CO2, you'd get a headache. 1.0% and you'd get pretty drowsy. 3% or higher and you'd pass out in a matter of seconds. So the amount of CO2 in a stomach is just far too much to possibly survive in.

So now you might be thinking, "Can I just bring a scuba tank or an oxygen mask?" Well yes, you could, but those things are bulky and indigestible. A better option would be a hose connected to the outside world through the pred's mouth. The hose could be attached to a breathing apparatus such as a face mask or just like a snorkle. That would solve the suffocation problem, and for the time being, you are free to enjoy a belly. Acids are usually always overdone in how potent they are in stomachs, searing the skin on contact and melting away your body in a matter of minutes, but the reality is a little bit more time. While yes, stomach acids are potent enough to digest you, you probably wouldn't feel anything too dramatic for at least a few minutes. Stomach acid has the same pH level as lemon juice or coca-cola, but those liquids aren't composed of hydrochloric acid. After a few minutes, you would start to feel it burning your skin, quite literally. Your skin would feel hot, then it would sting, then it would be pretty unbearable. You would go blind if the acid got in your eyes, no question there. It would take a long time, and I don't want to go into detail about just how horrible of a way to go it would be.

So, now we have to deal with acids, how? The most obvious solution would be some sort of protective suit, one made of acid-resistant material which spoiler alert, is pretty much anything. A full-body, one-piece rubber suit would do the trick just fine. But that's no fun, half the reason you would want to be swallowed alive would be to feel the stomach walls rippling over your body, right? Ok, so maybe this is just me, but I have some theoretical solutions. The first would be feeding the pred something to suppress their stomach acids enough to delay digestion. A handful of tums might do the trick. A buffering solution like baking soda turned into a salve that you coat your own body with might also work. So just like that, acids aren't a problem anymore. Great! Now you just have to worry about escaping.

I'm assuming most of you here don't want to die, I would be worried if you did. So, how exactly do you get out of a stomach? Regurgitation. Whatever goes down, must be able to come back up. Not the most ceremonious departure, but surely one that you could survive. But this only works if the pred decides it wants to give you up. Spoiler alert, animals don't like giving up their meals just because the food doesn't want to die. That what you are now, food. Unless it is life or death the pred is choosing between, you will be digested whether you like it or not. So, now you have to escape on your own. What's the answer? Forcing your way back up the preds throat Pretty much an impossible task unless you have outside help willing to pull you out of a stomach. But you could in theory have preattached a rope to yourself, anchored to something like a tree or a truck, and use it to pull yourself out. You would be fighting peristalsis and a hungry pred that probably doesn't want to give you up. Assuming you could get free, you would have to hope the pred doesn't just chew you up the second you enter their mouth.

But what happens if you can't escape through the mouth? Then your shit out of luck. Sorry to burst everyone's bubble, but Full-Tour isn't in any way feasible. No sliding through the preds intestines, only to escape unharmed out the rear end. Sadly, the small intestine wouldn't be anywhere close to large enough to let a fully grown human through. You might be able to slip a finger through, but nothing more. Maybe if you were the size of an ant and were capable of holding your breath for hours on end, but that wouldn't be realistic now would it.

So that about covers it for soft oral vore, a little bit discouraging and rightly so. Once again I must condemn any attempt to fulfill your vorish fantasies in real life. Not sure if anyone is seriously contemplating it, but just know that I don't approve. Moving onward, these next sections should be a lot shorter.

Anal Vore: Surprise, can't be done. There isn't a single animal on this planet with an anus large enough for you to slip into. The large intestine and specifically the rectum are almost universally sized amounts for all animals and mammals. Even the largest being on this planet, the whales, have remarkably tiny butt holes. Why? Well to answer that question, I'll be going into some gross details that most of you will find rather disgusting, so viewer discretion is advised.

Poop, plain and simple. There really isn't any animal that poops anything even close to as big as a human. Whale poop is pretty much just a liquid, and every other animal's butt hole doesn't even come close to big enough for someone to slip inside of. It just wouldn't be possible, unless said animal was really fond of anal play and did a whole lot of stretching beforehand. That only leaves a few options, or really just one. The elephant is pretty big, I think it's the largest land-dwelling animal currently alive. Maybe some of the dinosaurs could have performed such a task, but there really isn't any way to know for sure. But purely out of hypotheticals, let's say there was an animal both capable of and willing to let you indulge in some sort of anal vore fantasy. Let's talk about the dangers.

Suffocation, we talked about this before. The digestive system of any animal will not harbor breathable air. So then you have to use some sort of air source just to keep alive. Aside from the ergonomics, this would be technically feasible. But now we gotta talk about how delicate butts are. The thin lining inside your rectum is designed to be very stretchy. This is to avoid it tearing. Such a tear would be catastrophic for your well-being. The intestines are some of the least sanitary places in your body, and any of the bacteria getting into your bloodstream would cause a serious infection that would kill you if left untreated. How would you get such a tear? Putting something big and awkward up your butt. Do you know what's big and awkward? A human being. This threat is much more directed towards the animal so gracious to let you inside their ass, but it's still a danger nonetheless.

Next, we have the risk of bacteria entering your body. As you could expect, there would be some nasty parasites and bacteria kicking around in a rectum. In the best-case scenario, you walk free with the worst case of pink eye in the world. The worst case, STIs, diseases, bacterial infections such as ecoli, contracting parasites such as tapeworms. You name it. Really, the butthole is just a cesspool of microscopic bugs just waiting to fuck your shit up. It's also why it's so important to wash your hands after going to the washroom because you don't want to give anybody else anything I listed above.

That covers the risks and dangers, really all that is left is how you're going to get out. You're not at risk of slipping up into the stomach and getting digested, that's not very feasible. But you are at risk of getting stuck. Ever hear the stories of people in ER having things stuck up their butts? Well, imagine that except the thing is you. So now that you stuck, someone else has to get you unstuck, which in most cases would result in a trip to the ER. So now your butt buddy has to go get help and then someone has to reach inside the preds ass to pull you out. Pretty humiliating if you ask me, but that might be your thing. To avoid this from happening, the answer is to just not slide all the way inside. Leaving just your feet out will give the pred something to grab onto and pull you out, as long as they have either hands or something else to grab you with. Preferably, you'd just use another rope to pull yourself out with.

So that is anal vore, probably less harmful for the prey but much more harmful for the pred. Again, entirely unethical and should never be attempted or practiced. Moving onwards, we will get into the potential for cock vore, and well my answer might surprise you.

Cock Vore: Pretty much impossible, sorry! Again, there really just isn't any animal with a urethra large enough for a human to slip inside of. Even through rigorous stretching, I doubt it could come anywhere close to large enough to slip more than an arm inside. Not to mention just how much erectile dysfunction the pred would get, and sexual impotence is really a buzzkill these days. But you're not here to hear me ramble about how this isn't possible, you want the world where maybe it could be possible and just what kind of dangers and shit might be involved. So let me tell ya.

Alright, you've got a pred that's capable of and willing to let you crawl into their dick. Again, breathing is going to be the biggest issue here, so an oxygen mask/tube is the best bet aside from holding your breath. There would have to be a whole lot of lubricant involved and a solid amount of sterilization going in. The urethra is severely susceptible to UIT's, and foreign bodies sliding down the no-no tube is a great way to create them. So somehow, you would have to completely clean your body and sterilize it well enough to avoid causing any grief to your pred. Lube shouldn't be a problem, but you'd need a lot of it. Surgical lubricant is sterile and will be the best bet, it's used for when doctors gotta stick stuff up inside ya and need a little grease.

So now that you're all greased up, you're gonna get stuck real quick. There is no suction inside a penis, no way to get pulled into the balls. The pred would have to feed you in manually, then maybe you could crawl the rest of the way as long as it wasn't too tight. But most likely, you would get stuck. A ramrod down the piss pipe is a good way to unlodge stuck micros I find, so maybe that would be the solution here. But now comes for the most sacrilegious notion of all, you can't enter the balls.

The ejaculatory ducts are just too small, and I won't accept stretching as a suitable solution! Even if they were big enough to take you, there wouldn't be any floundering in a pit of cum. The biology of a testicle is just not that simple. Now I don't know that much about balls, and I don't care to try and explain them right now, so just trust me when I say it couldn't be done. However, there are still other options, albeit not as cummy. The bladder.

A balloon-like sack of flesh, often filled with urine. not the definition of fun by any means. I doubt many people even consider this as an option, yet here it is, in all its glory! I would argue that it would feel pretty good for the pred to let something slip inside their bladder, only because the prostate rings right around the entrance. However, again, the bladder isn't exactly designed to allow solid objects to pass into it. A fully grown human would be a pretty big stretch as well. But, maybe it could be done should again, the pred practice good stretching of their urethra and sphincter leading up into the bladder. So maybe it could be possible.

As for risks? Getting out. It would be impossible to get out on your own without the help of surgery. No muscles to push you back up the urethra, you would be stuck. So then the pred would have to seek medical attention to pull the fully grown human out of their penis. On top of all this, you would be stuck inside of a bladder. I can't think of anything else risk-wise, but I'm sure there are some more. Probably once again health-related, regarding the potential for picking up diseases of bacteria. But I'm not going to look that up right now.

I feel the need to stress this as much as possible, but don't try this! Even if it is possible and some sexy pred is trying to lull you down their cock, don't do it for both of your sakes. Also, this would be incredibly cruel to force upon an animal in general, any of this. Morally, engaging in an act of vore with an animal is essentially bestiality, which no matter which way you sugarcoat it is always going to be unethical. This is all just speculation, nothing more than my mindless rambling on another insomnia-driven night. In the end, I realize I'm not much of a realistic vore writer unless I'm giving my characters pink eye and worms. Some people might find this offensive and maybe a little off-putting. For that, I'm a little sorry but I felt the need to share my thoughts with the world. Maybe you can use this information to help write a more realistic vore, I don't think I will.

However, I would love to hear what input you might provide. I know I didn't cover every topic of vore out there, purposely leaving out unbirth and hard vore because they don't interest me. Obviously, they could be talked about in length by someone more passionate about them than I. Maybe you know more about animal anatomy than I do, maybe you'll put me to shame in the comment section. I welcome it.