So I was on my way to work this morning...
16 years ago
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...when all of a sudden I violently get propelled forward and downward towards the fucking ground!
After what to me seemed like instantly I get back on my feet, a little off balance but still able to stand, only to be met by a crowd of people asking me how I feel and if I'm alright, telling me I've been out cold for about 10-15 minutes.
Turns out some teenagers on their way to school hadn't seen me as they were speeding by me on their bikes and one genius in the bunch had crashed straight into me from behind, knocking me to the ground with such force that I was literally knocked unconcious for several minutes.
Thankfully no bones were broken and my clothes had taken most of the superficial damage. A skinned knee was the only place I was actually bleeding from, the rest of my body was just really sore and aching.
I then after assuring the people I was alright continued on my way to work, as I finally got there I cleaned my wounds and took a painkiller to get me through the day.
Now it's been about 10 hours since it happened and the painkillers have worn off, so I'm sitting here sore and aching again writing this journal entry.
After what to me seemed like instantly I get back on my feet, a little off balance but still able to stand, only to be met by a crowd of people asking me how I feel and if I'm alright, telling me I've been out cold for about 10-15 minutes.
Turns out some teenagers on their way to school hadn't seen me as they were speeding by me on their bikes and one genius in the bunch had crashed straight into me from behind, knocking me to the ground with such force that I was literally knocked unconcious for several minutes.
Thankfully no bones were broken and my clothes had taken most of the superficial damage. A skinned knee was the only place I was actually bleeding from, the rest of my body was just really sore and aching.
I then after assuring the people I was alright continued on my way to work, as I finally got there I cleaned my wounds and took a painkiller to get me through the day.
Now it's been about 10 hours since it happened and the painkillers have worn off, so I'm sitting here sore and aching again writing this journal entry.

freeman2600
~freeman2600
WoW talk about a Rough Day

ArmoredCoreRaven
~armoredcoreraven
OP
I wish the injuries were caused by rough sex instead, that would've been awesome.