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Think I found the dumbest bug
4 years ago
I feel bad for not having much to post recently so have a short story,
I was swimming today and I found this June bug in the water. I hesitated a bit to save him, because for the uninitiated, June bugs have this fun habit where they rocket directly towards peoples faces.
Its like me trying to take out a bear by throwing a small pebble at its face, annoying but ineffective.
I realized since it's wings were probably soaked, it didn't have the chance to try and take me down with it, so I scooped it up, and gently chucked it onto the pavement.
This beetle was either stupid or needed a good therapist, because this dumbass would crawl back towards the edge of the pool, and fall off again.
When I left, the beetle was crawling away in shame, dripping a trail of water behind it.
Hey, I told you this was a short story. Maybe I should've posted this under stories... but it doesn't feel important enough? Whatever.
I was swimming today and I found this June bug in the water. I hesitated a bit to save him, because for the uninitiated, June bugs have this fun habit where they rocket directly towards peoples faces.
Its like me trying to take out a bear by throwing a small pebble at its face, annoying but ineffective.
I realized since it's wings were probably soaked, it didn't have the chance to try and take me down with it, so I scooped it up, and gently chucked it onto the pavement.
This beetle was either stupid or needed a good therapist, because this dumbass would crawl back towards the edge of the pool, and fall off again.
When I left, the beetle was crawling away in shame, dripping a trail of water behind it.
Hey, I told you this was a short story. Maybe I should've posted this under stories... but it doesn't feel important enough? Whatever.
