Well, it was actually three weeks ago, but I'm only just now remembering that I didn't note it here.

I am now thirty-seven years old, and things are looking up for me in my new year of life. I've got a nice job, an adorable pitbull who loves me the way I love him, and multiple men pursuing me. And not only that, but six months after our new, much better President took office, I finally got my $1,400 stimulus check, so I can finally breathe financially again.

So . . . yeah. Life is good.

Thanks for lending an ear. Or an eye, in this case, since you had to read, not listen.